Application to 1400 club.

Absolutely!

Adding that line to your bio would be the greatest compliment anyone
has ever paid me.

Still laughing about it! hehehe

Dave

Done! Promise not to be too sad if it goes away, I do rewrite my bio
periodically. Only my monkey is permanent.

You should join mine, if you want to become a GM.

"Join with me Luke, and together we can rule the galaxy. If only you knew the power of the dark side...."
My dear Attilachess, I'm sure you are powerful player, but what terrible price did you pay for that
power? 🙂

And I worry that your lessons would be
Lesson 1:
"I have beaten you like a dead horse. Study the game to see why. Please make your check payable to
Huns Incorporated."

Lesson 2:
I have beaten you like a red headed step child. Study the game to see why. Please make your check
payable to Huns Incorporated."

Lesson 3:
I have beaten you like a mangy cur. Study the game to see why. Please make your check payable to
Huns Incorporated."

Lesson 4:
I see you no longer play chess. Well done. Please make your check payable to Huns Incorporated."

LOL

too funny, maggoteer

...you crack me up every time. Your posts are invariably the funniest
around here. Just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh so
often :o)

<<But it works obviously and I am very happy to share with others and
get them on the road to improving....>>

I can get them on the road to winning.

I'm sorry Mr. AttilaChess, but did you say "I can get them on the road
to ... whining?" Oops, I must have misread you! 🙂

Dont waste your time baiting this kind.not worth it. ignore them.
we have unfinished business.
you crushed me in 20 moves.
rematch may/june.
i'm here with baited breath.
lyn.

And it is May now, so I sent you two games, 7 day t/o. Crushed you in
20 moves? The way I remember the game, I got very very lucky with a
mad attack that actually panned out. I doubt I will get so lucky again.
And now I DEFINITELY have too many games going AND dark
forebodings about ALL of them (does anyone hear my pre-emptive
whining?). Too many good opponents out there. Grrrrr. Ah well, my
consolation will be that whoever of my current oppenents is the last to
beat me in this round of games won't pry too many points off my cold
lifeless body - I'll be happy if I end up still above 1200!
To the boards!

Hey Attila! Let's play! Challenge me! I suck! You will probably kill me!


Tony!

Dave,

I appreciate the help you are giving me. I have proven to be pretty
bad at chess, but love the game. If I would just practice what you
teach, I might do better. :o) Thanks!

Doug,
It's also important to enjoy the game. I have had quite a few
lessons from Dave. Each lesson cost me about two rating points.
Sometimes, I go back to my old way of making fast moves and not
planning enough. I hate losing the games but had a heck of a lot of
fun making lost of moves. LOL
John
Tha Ambassador
Little Grasshopper
King of MAP
Hoping to retain my membership in the 1300 club. If not 1200 club,
I'll play there for awhile.

John,

I hope to one day move up, but if not, I'll still have fun. I'm enjoying
all my games and have made a lot of friends here. Our games have
always been fun. :o) Thanks for all you do. :o)