My 14 year old grandson took a joyride on my NEW Piaggio Typhoon motor scooter when I was out of the house, after being told he couldn't ride it at least a dozen times , because it required a DRIVERS LICENSE and he would not be insured if he hit someone on it, leaving me open to incredible personal liability if he hurt someone.
Predictably, he dropped it at high speed after getting a few hundred yards down the road, breaking off the turn lights, mirror, scratching deep grooves into it's bright blue molding, and twisting the steering out of alignment.
Should I kill him?
Originally posted by General Putzertry the eyeballs... with a spoon... or the nails, maybe...
My 14 year old grandson took a joyride on my NEW Piaggio Typhoon motor scooter when I was out of the house, after being told he couldn't ride it at least a dozen times , because it required a DRIVERS LICENSE and he would not be insured if he hit someone on it, leaving me open to incredible personal liability if he hurt someone.
Predictably, he dr ...[text shortened]... it's bright blue molding, and twisting the steering out of alignment.
Should I kill him?
Originally posted by General PutzerA solid spanking and a 1-year allowance payoff on expenses accrued (including inflation) would do it.
My 14 year old grandson took a joyride on my NEW Piaggio Typhoon motor scooter when I was out of the house, after being told he couldn't ride it at least a dozen times , because it required a DRIVERS LICENSE and he would not be insured if he hit someone on it, leaving me open to incredible personal liability if he hurt someone.
Predictably, he dr ...[text shortened]... it's bright blue molding, and twisting the steering out of alignment.
Should I kill him?
Originally posted by General PutzerNow you may realize the value of locks and chains!
My 14 year old grandson took a joyride on my NEW Piaggio Typhoon motor scooter when I was out of the house, after being told he couldn't ride it at least a dozen times , because it required a DRIVERS LICENSE and he would not be insured if he hit someone on it, leaving me open to incredible personal liability if he hurt someone.
Predictably, he dr ...[text shortened]... it's bright blue molding, and twisting the steering out of alignment.
Should I kill him?
Originally posted by General PutzerThis sounds like Karmic retribution for your idiotic views on nuclear proliferation.
My 14 year old grandson took a joyride on my NEW Piaggio Typhoon motor scooter when I was out of the house, after being told he couldn't ride it at least a dozen times , because it required a DRIVERS LICENSE and he would not be insured if he hit someone on it, leaving me open to incredible personal liability if he hurt someone.
Predictably, he dr ...[text shortened]... it's bright blue molding, and twisting the steering out of alignment.
Should I kill him?
Originally posted by royalchickenMy idiotic views, royalchicken? It hardly seems idiotic to believe that nukes should be controlled and restricted. What, are you saying that nukes should be handed out like popcorn to everybody?
This sounds like Karmic retribution for your idiotic views on nuclear proliferation.
You're way off topic, anyway, take it back to the original thread in the debate section, we're talking about my moronic grandson.
Actually, the analogy isn't far off. I have a scooter. I don't believe my immature unqualified grandson should possess or use it. I have the experience and maturity to handle it, he obviously didn't.
Just like nukes, I guess.
Originally posted by General PutzerIf I would have done that, my pap would be the living sh1t out of me. Now you should kill him. Make his life miserable. I would get the scooter fixed and tell him that he has to get a job (probably when he is 16) and pay it off. This is, of course, after an ass whooping like no ones business.
My 14 year old grandson took a joyride on my NEW Piaggio Typhoon motor scooter when I was out of the house, after being told he couldn't ride it at least a dozen times , because it required a DRIVERS LICENSE and he would not be insured if he hit someone on it, leaving me open to incredible personal liability if he hurt someone.
Predictably, he dr ...[text shortened]... it's bright blue molding, and twisting the steering out of alignment.
Should I kill him?