31 Mar 08
Originally posted by RapidfyreLast year I scanned a tax and vat bill, altered the company address and name and altered the figures, somewhat alarmingly, and faxed it to a friendly competitor of mine. I added my phone number also.
Saran wrap over the toilet.
Four hours later I got a phone call, after he had spent 3 hours with his accountant checking all the books wearing brown trousers!
He forgave me after 10 pints! 😏😏
31 Mar 08
Originally posted by mikelomClearly one of the best reported for 2007... What's in the plan for 2008?
Last year I scanned a tax and vat bill, altered the company address and name and altered the figures, somewhat alarmingly, and faxed it to a friendly competitor of mine. I added my phone number also.
Four hours later I got a phone call, after he had spent 3 hours with his accountant checking all the books wearing brown trousers!
He forgave me after 10 pints! 😏😏
31 Mar 08
A good idea is to find a person with a heart pacer, and then wait for the person to be walking in a dark, lonely street, and then get together with your buddies and dress like Hells Angels and appear suddenly screaming 'we will rape you!'
Then, at the funeral, you can all attend and laugh and yell "april's fool"!
😏