Originally posted by Raven69Did he ask you to shave the gray hair on his 55 year old back ? Run for the hills !
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?
GRANNY.
Originally posted by Raven69usually when im asked this i counter with a 'that depends. what are you gonna do for me (sexually)?' that's if im not really all that interested in the person. it really amounts to what you see in the guy. if you like him then the ol' sassy 'what have you done for me lately?' is a good one.
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?
Originally posted by BlackampUsually works best and produces more light than friction or heat when everybody's on the same page. So let's spell it out. In her inimitable and stylish way, Raven broke a long silence behind some personal moon with an instinctively playful universal appeal thread. My contrarian choice was to take a semi-serious tack for the sake of counterpoint (with a teaspoon of lulz). Anybody presuming to give this sophisticated lady 'advice for the lovelorn' demonstrates forehead/jawbone naivete which swallowed her gentle bait. One more pass for the bottom feeders. Show me someone who goes to an internet chess site bulletin board for romantic advice... and I'll show you someone capable of resorting to a feverish search through the yellow pages for a brain surgeon. Awake thou that sleepest!
Grampy's definition of a philistine is anyone who doesn't perceive the tremendous wisdom inherent in every post he makes. in other words, everyone but himself.
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Originally posted by HandyAndyYes, Andy, about the same time I injured my left ankle playing overly strenuous poolside ping pong
Did you find one?
with younger and more skillful good buddies in August. She recommended a full lobotomy. I asked,
"How much?" Her answer, "I'm running a $39.99 special until Christmas." Decided to shop elsewhere.
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