Are you good?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Yes, Andy, about the same time I injured my left ankle playing overly strenuous poolside ping pong

with younger and more skillful good buddies in August. She recommended a full lobotomy. I asked,

"How much?" Her answer, "I'm running a $39.99 special until Christmas." Decided to shop elsewhere.



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Go for it. I'm sure some of your friends here at RHP would be delighted to chip in.

Originally posted by Raven69
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?

I think you should tell Bowmann to try another pickup line.

Originally posted by Raven69
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?

The fact that he even asked such a question reveals his own inadequacies as a selfish lover.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Go for it. I'm sure some of your friends here at RHP would be delighted to chip in.

$5.00 from each of six friends (and maybe one almost trusted friend) would still leave my weekly budget $4.99 to $9.99 short.



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Originally posted by darvlay
The fact that he even asked such a question reveals his own inadequacies as a selfish lover.

Easily rec'd.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
which swallowed her gentle bait

This is by far the most perverse thing I've ever seen in print from the hands of Grampy Bobby. 😵

Originally posted by darvlay
The fact that he even asked such a question reveals his own inadequacies as a selfish lover.

Woohoo! Another case solved, Captain Obvious!

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Originally posted by Raven69
Ha! I think I like this suggestion best.

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Anyone else needs a love guru?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
$5.00 from each of six friends (and maybe one almost trusted friend) would still leave my weekly budget $4.99 to $9.99 short.



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We'll sell your Ping Pong paddles on eBay.

Originally posted by PBE6
This is by far the most perverse thing I've ever seen in print from the hands of Grampy Bobby. 😵

Well understood, PB. Also understand the opinion reverberates from the frame

of reference, vocabulary storage and acquired content of your mind, not mine.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Well understood, PB. Also understand the opinion reverberates from the frame

of reference, vocabulary storage and acquired content of your mind, not mine.



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This isn't church GB, it's the General Forum. It's OK to poke fun at the odd squirmingly erotic phrase, intended or not.

Originally posted by PBE6
This isn't church GB, it's the General Forum. It's OK to poke fun at the odd squirmingly erotic phrase, intended or not.

Nice choice of words.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
We'll sell your Ping Pong paddles on eBay.

There you go once again, Andy, jumping to premature wet-leg conclusions. Hoping Santa Claus may place ping pong

paddles beneath the tree this year. Since 2006 been using one of the professional ones, courtesy of Barry or Dave.



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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Nice choice of words.

Rec'd (and still awaiting the return of your chicken coop saga).

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Rec'd (and still awaiting the return of your chicken coop saga).

Don't hold your breath GB.




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