Originally posted by Raven69How did I end up in the Jalapeño Pepper forum?
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?
Originally posted by PBE6You are on the money regarding one thing. Words certainly do have a texturized
This isn't church GB, it's the General Forum. It's OK to poke fun at the odd squirmingly erotic phrase, intended or not.
feel and mind of their own. Became aware of the 'gentle bait' connotation as my
right index pecked the phrase. Figured it wasn't too intrusive, smiled and let it go.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyshe couldn't have been very good - she didn't notice you'd already had a lobotomy, or two. i'd guess that you're about down to your last lobe.
Yes, Andy, about the same time I injured my left ankle playing overly strenuous poolside ping pong
with younger and more skillful good buddies in August. She recommended a full lobotomy. I asked,
"How much?" Her answer, "I'm running a $39.99 special until Christmas." Decided to shop elsewhere.
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Originally posted by BlackampAu contraire. She's excellent, even though she didn't quite get the job done
she couldn't have been very good - she didn't notice you'd already had a lobotomy, or two. i'd guess that you're about down to your last lobe.
the first time. Neglected to mention $39.99 applies to repeat patients only.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbywell, i guess you deserve credit for being able to type at all, given such meagre resources. the results seem kind of random, though. i guess it is true - if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Au contraire. She's excellent, even though she didn't quite get the job done
the first time. Neglected to mention $39.99 applies to repeat patients only.
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Originally posted by Raven69interesting topic...
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?
i'm not really sure,
how i would respond...
to a question phrased by,
a guy covered in pond scum...
but he didn't ask me,
oh, thank tha gods...
cuz i would have given him,
three licks of my rod...
tha washed philistine
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Originally posted by Raven69Why not just get off the computer and talk to him face to face. You'd be amazed at how much better your life will seem if you actually talk to people instead of typing on a keyboard.
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that.
Originally posted by uzlessYeah! That's the first thing I want to do when someone asks if I'm any good in bed.
Why not just get off the computer and talk to him face to face. You'd be amazed at how much better your life will seem if you actually talk to people instead of typing on a keyboard.
Let's Talk!~
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Originally posted by PhlabibitTalk, talk, talk... endless talk. Same in cyberspace as face to face, with a different
Yeah! That's the first thing I want to do when someone asks if I'm any good in bed.
Let's Talk!~
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name and without a title or constantly changing/identity seeking avatar for a face.
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