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sup guys! lets have some fun!


why do humans have hair?

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Originally posted by TuLL
sup guys! lets have some fun!


why do humans have hair?
Hey, welcome to the site 😀
Answer to the question, so it can be a pain in the @$$ for the rest of your life 😉

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you gatta answer the question and then ask one... so it can continue... lets start over...

why do cars have wheels?

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Originally posted by TuLL
you gatta answer the question and then ask one... so it can continue... lets start over...

why do cars have wheels?
Aesthetic reasons - cars wouldn't look very nice with just a gap under the wheel arches.

What is the opposite of sandwiches?

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Originally posted by Acolyte
Aesthetic reasons - cars wouldn't look very nice with just a gap under the wheel arches.

What is the opposite of sandwiches?
the opposite of a sandwich is a seawitch

why don't guys wax their moustaches/beards? then they'd have to shave less...

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Originally posted by genius
the opposite of a sandwich is a seawitch

why don't guys wax their moustaches/beards? then they'd have to shave less...
same reason dwarves don't 😛

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 😲

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Originally posted by kingofthe303
same reason dwarves don't 😛

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 😲
he felt like it.🙂
Why did anyone start this thread?

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Originally posted by CFC
he felt like it.🙂
Why did anyone start this thread?
To amuse us all on a dark, cold, winter weekend. (this statement does not apply to you guys clinging on to the bottom half of our globe)

How do Santa's reindeers fly?

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Originally posted by Russ
To amuse us all on a dark, cold, winter weekend. (this statement does not apply to you guys clinging on to the bottom half of our globe)

How do Santa's reindeers fly?
They drop their duffel bags and forget to fall.

What isn't the point of this thread?

(I swear I'm leaving! The vacation icon is entirely necessary--I've just got some work to do first...😛)

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Originally posted by royalchicken
They drop their duffel bags and forget to fall.

What isn't the point of this thread?

(I swear I'm leaving! The vacation icon is entirely necessary--I've just got some work to do first...😛)
I cant miss you if you don't leave. Good luck in your travels.

Mike

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Originally posted by Russ
To amuse us all on a dark, cold, winter weekend. (this statement does not apply to you guys clinging on to the bottom half of our globe)

How do Santa's reindeers fly?
That's me!

Stupid Question: How does Santa fit into those tall, skinny chimneys?

Merry Christmas everyone.
Andrew.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
That's me!

Stupid Question: How does Santa fit into those tall, skinny chimneys?

Merry Christmas everyone.
Andrew.
He creates a local distortion of space-time, causing the inside of the chimney to be shorter and wider than the outside. He uses a similar technique to travel fast enough to deliver all the presents in time.

Why do penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere?

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So they can holiday in the North.

Why are oranges called oranges and lemons not called yellows?

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Originally posted by garyminford
So they can holiday in the North.

Why are oranges called oranges and lemons not called yellows?
A lemon tree, my dear Watson, that's why.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

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Originally posted by Chrismo
A lemon tree, my dear Watson, that's why.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
as many as his wife/girlfriend tells him to.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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