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Originally posted by abigham
as many as his wife/girlfriend tells him to.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Baked bread.

What said the Eskimo?

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Originally posted by DdV
Baked bread.

What said the Eskimo?
i'm the only gay eskimo! (corky and the juice pigs 😉)

is the answer, my friend, blowing in the wind?

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Originally posted by genius
is the answer, my friend, blowing in the wind?
Only if someone finished the crossword.

How long is a piece of string?

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long enough.

If a tree falls in a forest, and noone is there to hear it, does anyone care? (ps, note to all tree-huggers, this is a joke thread😉)

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Originally posted by garyminford
long enough.

If a tree falls in a forest, and noone is there to hear it, does anyone care? (ps, note to all tree-huggers, this is a joke thread😉)
If noone was there to hear it, how do you know it fell?

What's the difference between a duck?

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Originally posted by Chrismo
What's the difference between a duck?
Two feet.

What was first: The Egg or The Chicken?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Two feet.

What was first: The Egg or The Chicken?
GOD
How many beans make 5?

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Originally posted by claretnblue
GOD
How many beans make 5?
Not enough

Why?

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Originally posted by orkyboy
Not enough

Why?
Because!

Why not?

🙂

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Originally posted by Acolyte
He creates a local distortion of space-time, causing the inside of the chimney to be shorter and wider than the outside. He uses a similar technique to travel fast enough to deliver all the presents in time.
Speaking of which, here's a question from my uni physics exam (a while ago so somewhat paraphrased)...

If Santa has 24 hours to deliver to 1bn households, and it takes 10 seconds to make each delivery, how heavy is Rudolph's nose?

On a dumber note, I've always wondered whether bats can go to the toilet while hanging upside down.

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Originally posted by timmo


On a dumber note, I've always wondered whether bats can go to the toilet while hanging upside down.
Yes, because toilets have also ceilings.
Why did Eve choose an ordinary apple instead of some heavenly fruit?

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Same reason as people today choose apples over such exotic delights as Lychees and Pineapples.

Who invented the arcade dance machine and why?

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some big-shot company like sega with a desire to clean up our streets by getting drunks to spend their last few pennies on games rather than pints...

True or false:
1. If a is a real number such that a^2 = 2 and a^3 = 5, then a = 2.
2. If Hitler had been assassinated in 1932, the Moon would never have existed.
3. If Hitler was assassinated in 1932, then the Moon has never existed.

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Originally posted by genius
some big-shot company like sega with a desire to clean up our streets by getting drunks to spend their last few pennies on games rather than pints...

True or false:
1. If a is a real number such that a^2 = 2 and a^3 = 5, then a = 2.
2. If Hitler had been assassinated in 1932, the Moon would never have existed.
3. If Hitler was assassinated in 1932, then the Moon has never existed.
1. i would like to think so but most likely undesided
2. no because of the lunar nucular force that parallels point A with the therom of a^2 = 2 and a^3 = 5
3. whats the moon again?


why do you type things up but write things down??

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Originally posted by cpkid6107
1. i would like to think so but most likely undesided
2. no because of the lunar nucular force that parallels point A with the therom of a^2 = 2 and a^3 = 5
3. whats the moon again?


why do you type things up but write things down??
Same reason you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.

Q: How do you get there from here?