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Why is the sky blue?

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i don't know 😉

this thread isn't ever gonna end... is it? 😉

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Same reason you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.

Q: How do you get there from here?
you walk

why do cats meow and dogs bark?

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Originally posted by UncleAdam
you walk

why do cats meow and dogs bark?
So the goldfish can remember which are which.

Why, when giving directions, do people say, "you go half way down this road..." when the person is clearly lost and never seen this road before? 😕

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Originally posted by kingofthe303
So the goldfish can remember which are which.

Why, when giving directions, do people say, "you go half way down this road..." when the person is clearly lost and never seen this road before? 😕
The person giving directions doesn't know how to get to where you're going either, so they say something vague to avoid admitting it.

What does the 'it' refer to when someone says, "I've had it up to here with you!"?

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Originally posted by Acolyte
The person giving directions doesn't know how to get to where you're going either, so they say something vague to avoid admitting it.

What does the 'it' refer to when someone says, "I've had it up to here with you!"?
Depends where they point.

What's the best way to answer a rhetorical question?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Depends where they point.

What's the best way to answer a rhetorical question?

With another rhetorical question.

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well now the post was rudly stoped..lol....ill start it again...
why was the keyboard desined the was it was?

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Originally posted by cpkid6107
well now the post was rudly stoped..lol....ill start it again...
why was the keyboard desined the was it was?
The designer was a pianist.


How do they make chocolate white?

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Originally posted by fjord
The designer was a pianist.


How do they make chocolate white?
They cover it in snow.

Why are CD's circular?

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So they roll better.

Why is snow white?

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Originally posted by ncrosby
So they roll better.

Why is snow white?
Otherwise we couldn't make white chocolate.

What is the point of life?

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Originally posted by orkyboy
Otherwise we couldn't make white chocolate.

What is the point of life?
x= 3
y= -4
z= 13

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Originally posted by player420
x= 3
y= -4
z= 13
Didn't you forget the formula:
xz -y -1 = 42?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Didn't you forget the formula:
xz -y -1 = 42?
I think the formula you're looking for is:

6*9 = 42 😀