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@very-rusty said
Ok, I might like the new darvlay! šŸ˜‰

I could probably use a 'persona' change myself! šŸ˜‰

-VR
Sorry, you can't get a personality transplant.

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@darvlay said
Now THIS is what I'm talking about!

Was I arrested? Sent to gulag? Placed under the atomic thumb of my PMS-ridden wife? Caught getting a table for one at Chuck E Cheese?
Wow, Chuck E Cheese. I remember way back when, when people would all go to one location and actually eat food together.

Doesn't that seem like a long, long time ago?


@suzianne said
Sorry, you can't get a personality transplant.
You do have a very bad habit of underestimating me. šŸ˜› šŸ˜‰

-VR


@rookie54 said
dear darvlay,

three months ago i licked ice cream and nobody saw me
i got away totally undetected
no video at all
but now, the whole world is going to heck inna handbasket and i think some of it may be my fault but the president has shown me that i have no responsibility and i think i should just shut up but then i feel like rusty as my fingers fly over the keyboard an ...[text shortened]... and then i ran out of quarters so the dog won't get a bath and i'm kinda hungry

what should i do?
As your physician, I recommend you consume the entire blotter and call me in the morning.


@suzianne said
Wow, Chuck E Cheese. I remember way back when, when people would all go to one location and actually eat food together.

Doesn't that seem like a long, long time ago?
You’re just gonna drop it like that? I’m kinda disappointed.


@darvlay said
You’re just gonna drop it like that? I’m kinda disappointed.
I am still in shock over the new Darvlay!! 😵

-VR


@very-rusty said
I am still in shock over the new Darvlay!! 😵

-VR
And you haven’t changed a bit!


@darvlay said
And you haven’t changed a bit!
There that is more like the old darvlay....an insult I am sure it was meant to be! šŸ˜› šŸ˜‰

-VR

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@rookie54 said
i have this urge to send feedback requesting a limit to edits
Agreed.


@fmf said
Agreed.
if only i were so wry
that i cain't eek out even a sigh
nary a tear when i cry
nobody to mourn me when i die

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