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Surely, 3(c) is a misprint.

EDIT: Dang, that wasn't supposed to be on a new page. Catfoodtim, you prove my nemesis yet again.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
The Shortest Living Avatar in History

by orfeo


Once, while Ice skating, I stumbled upon the keys to the kingdom of God. I handed them in to the local police station and duly received €5 reward from Sgt Mustapha Poo, who was expecting them.

The End.



The Sea Captain is paying homage to all the dogs I've loved before.
There are laws against passing off. How dare you use my name to trade your pulp fiction!

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Originally posted by orfeo
I always thought my butterfly was nice, but I guess it's not 'cute'.

Stay tuned while I change it for a picture of Tweety Bird.
I get confused by your ambiguous and unsettling butterfly. I think it presents a message of pseudo intellectualism and egotistic superiority. In short, it is profoundly disconcerting and I cannot look at it directly. I'm also irritated by the fact that it never changes, but, rather it is invariably clean and consistently judgemental. By comparison, Tweety Bird would just make you look like a moke.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Cheque for royalties €3.75 winging its way in the post to you now my friend.


Edit: Sanity revision.
Keep your dirty money. It's the artistic integrity I'm worried about. What happens when I try to get my own work published and they think "...hmm, orfeo... isn't he the guy who wrote that ridiculous little story that had nothing to do with it's title?"

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I get confused by your ambiguous and unsettling butterfly. I think it presents a message of pseudo intellectualism and egotistic superiority. In short, it is profoundly disconcerting and I cannot look at it directly. I'm also irritated by the fact that it never changes, but, rather it is invariably clean and consistently judgemental. By comparison, Tweety Bird would just make you look like a moke.
I'll stick with the butterfly, then.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
# Section 3(c) : The Chess At Work administration team have concluded that a person has unreasonably harassed a German Shepherd.
I'm torn. One the one hand, I only have 8 recs left for the month. On the other hand, I laugh uncontrollably every time I read this sentence.

Normally that would be a rec-worthy reaction. Instead, I will just have to declare my undying love and devotion and vow that my children and my children's children will always welcome you into their homes.

PS I'm single and have no prospects.

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Originally posted by orfeo
I'm torn. One the one hand, I only have 8 recs left for the month. On the other hand, I laugh uncontrollably every time I read this sentence.

Normally that would be a rec-worthy reaction. Instead, I will just have to declare my undying love and devotion and vow that my children and my children's children will always welcome you into their homes.

PS I'm single and have no prospects.
Just rec it and get rid of the anguish.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Just rec it and get rid of the anguish.
I'm considering giving all my recs to people who I anticipate will entertain me in the upcoming month. It takes the pressure off.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm considering giving all my recs to people who I anticipate will entertain me in the upcoming month. It takes the pressure off.
Thanks. But I don't want too many.

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Originally posted by orfeo
I'm torn. One the one hand, I only have 8 recs left for the month. On the other hand, I laugh uncontrollably every time I read this sentence.

Normally that would be a rec-worthy reaction. Instead, I will just have to declare my undying love and devotion and vow that my children and my children's children will always welcome you into their homes.

PS I'm single and have no prospects.
"Rec'd" would have done.

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