Originally posted by catfoodtimThere are laws against passing off. How dare you use my name to trade your pulp fiction!
The Shortest Living Avatar in History
by orfeo
Once, while Ice skating, I stumbled upon the keys to the kingdom of God. I handed them in to the local police station and duly received €5 reward from Sgt Mustapha Poo, who was expecting them.
The End.
The Sea Captain is paying homage to all the dogs I've loved before.
Originally posted by orfeoI get confused by your ambiguous and unsettling butterfly. I think it presents a message of pseudo intellectualism and egotistic superiority. In short, it is profoundly disconcerting and I cannot look at it directly. I'm also irritated by the fact that it never changes, but, rather it is invariably clean and consistently judgemental. By comparison, Tweety Bird would just make you look like a moke.
I always thought my butterfly was nice, but I guess it's not 'cute'.
Stay tuned while I change it for a picture of Tweety Bird.
Originally posted by catfoodtimKeep your dirty money. It's the artistic integrity I'm worried about. What happens when I try to get my own work published and they think "...hmm, orfeo... isn't he the guy who wrote that ridiculous little story that had nothing to do with it's title?"
Cheque for royalties €3.75 winging its way in the post to you now my friend.
Edit: Sanity revision.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI'll stick with the butterfly, then.
I get confused by your ambiguous and unsettling butterfly. I think it presents a message of pseudo intellectualism and egotistic superiority. In short, it is profoundly disconcerting and I cannot look at it directly. I'm also irritated by the fact that it never changes, but, rather it is invariably clean and consistently judgemental. By comparison, Tweety Bird would just make you look like a moke.
Originally posted by catfoodtimI'm torn. One the one hand, I only have 8 recs left for the month. On the other hand, I laugh uncontrollably every time I read this sentence.
# Section 3(c) : The Chess At Work administration team have concluded that a person has unreasonably harassed a German Shepherd.
Normally that would be a rec-worthy reaction. Instead, I will just have to declare my undying love and devotion and vow that my children and my children's children will always welcome you into their homes.
PS I'm single and have no prospects.
Originally posted by orfeoJust rec it and get rid of the anguish.
I'm torn. One the one hand, I only have 8 recs left for the month. On the other hand, I laugh uncontrollably every time I read this sentence.
Normally that would be a rec-worthy reaction. Instead, I will just have to declare my undying love and devotion and vow that my children and my children's children will always welcome you into their homes.
PS I'm single and have no prospects.
Originally posted by orfeo"Rec'd" would have done.
I'm torn. One the one hand, I only have 8 recs left for the month. On the other hand, I laugh uncontrollably every time I read this sentence.
Normally that would be a rec-worthy reaction. Instead, I will just have to declare my undying love and devotion and vow that my children and my children's children will always welcome you into their homes.
PS I'm single and have no prospects.
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