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Originally posted by Rank outsider
I run one of the biggest banks in the world. I am part of a banking system that brought the world's economies to the point of collapse, requiring trillions of pounds of taxpayer support and triggering the worst recession in living memory, and possibly the collapse of democracy in some European countries affected.

My bank has now been convicted of s ...[text shortened]... right to pay me £20.9m. And I have no intention of resigning.

Not thats a bad joke.
Not all that funny to be honest. Perhaps try recasting in classic 'Knock, knock' format?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A guy posts a particularly bad thread in the Red Hot Pawn General Forum. Half the readers thumb it down. Half tried to kill it. The other half just smile and murmur, 'Hmm... another gb orphan".

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Ha! I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds intriguing and important!

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Not back, just passing by. Hope all well with you and your elk.

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I meant ilk.














OR DID I?

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Originally posted by dottewell
Not all that funny to be honest. Perhaps try recasting in classic 'Knock, knock' format?
Knock knock

Whose there?

Wunchof

Wunchof who?

Wunchof Bankers

Any better?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A guy posts a particularly bad thread in the Red Hot Pawn General Forum. Half the readers thumb it down. Half tried to kill it. The other half just smile and murmur, 'Hmm... another gb orphan".

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You have an orphanage of bad threads. Mine all are going to reform school. 😕

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Originally posted by dottewell
Not back, just passing by. Hope all well with you and your elk.
I wondered why elk made that high squeal of a noise. 😲

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A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender thinks the bear is dumb, so he says, "The beer is 20 bucks." The bear pays $20 and drinks his beer. A while later the bartender says, "We don't get many bears here." The bear says, "At these prices I can see why."

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What did the grape do when he got run over?

He let out a little wine.

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Why was pi always jealous of the x?

pi was and always is irrational. Go figure.

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Knock Knock.

Who is there?

Check.

Check Who?

Checkmate!

🙂

(well it is a thread for bad jokes.)

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Grampy bobby

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Q: How many chess players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Don't be silly, chess players don't do such things.

Richard

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Originally posted by Ponderable
the bad joke was thet he wrote in first person to show how bad the behaviour of the person in question was....and you should add a bad joke 😉

Alle Tiere lieben sich, nur das Opposum Dieterich finden alle widerlich!
Hey, not fair. I can't read Navaho.

Ok, so two guys walk into a bar.

The third guy ducked.