bad jokes

Patient :- Doctor doctor I feel like a pig.

Doctor :- How long have you been feeling like this ?

Patient :- Oh about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other 'can you smell fish?'

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'My dog's got no nose!'
'Really? How does he smell?'
'Awful!'

A man says to a psychiatrist , "Dr , you have to help my wife , she thinks she's a chicken ."
Dr - "How long has this been going on ?"
Man "Three years ."
Dr - "Why did you wait so long to get help ?"
Man - "We needed the eggs ."

What's the difference between an elephant and a box of eggs.

answer: Well, I certainly hope your mother never sends you to do the shopping!

Knock Knock

who's there ?

Banana

Banana who ?

Knock Knock

who's there ?

Banana

Banana who ?

Knock Knock

who's there ?

Banana

Banana who ?

Knock Knock

who's there ?

Orange

Orange who ?

Orange glad I didn't say Banana