just wondering what the worst joke you've heard in a while is - i'd have to go with one of mine. whilst sitting in the dining hall in my hall, somone offered me a donut. "i do not want your donut". noone got it. i repeated, i "do not want your donut". it took them about 5 repetitions to finally get it, and that it wasn't actually that funny at all...
and along the same vain, a man walks into a bakers, "is that a donut or a merangue"
"you're right sir, it's a donut"
none of the americans got the last one...😛
Originally posted by geniusOK - i don't get it = please explain
just wondering what the worst joke you've heard in a while is - i'd have to go with one of mine. whilst sitting in the dining hall in my hall, somone offered me a donut. "i do not want your donut". noone got it. i repeated, i "do not want your donut". it took them about 5 repetitions to finally get it, and that it wasn't actually that funny at all...
...[text shortened]... erangue"
"you're right sir, it's a donut"
none of the americans got the last one...😛
So...
This guy's crawling through the desert, dying of thirst. He's not had food or water for days and in the distance he sees a stall. So he crawls up to it, his face blistered from the sun: "Do you have any water for me?" He croaks.
"Sorry sir," answers the man behind the stall, "We only sell ties."
So the man crawls on his way. After another hour of sunny torture he crawls up to a little shop, falls through the door (although how is up for grabs, since crawling people have a hard time falling through anything but holes in the street) and begs for some water.
"I'm sorry sir, we only sell ties." Smiles the shopkeeper.
The man crawls on his way.
After another hour of so he sees...can it be true?....a restaurant up ahead. He manages to make it to the front door.
"..water...please...."
"Sorry sir, we can't allow you in without a tie."
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out forest fires.
Why do bears have padded feet?
To put out flaming ducks.
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
To hide in a cherry tree.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Must work well then.
A highschool friends favorite joke (believe it or not, he's a comedian in Chicago right now...)
A man with three balls gets on a bus, and sits down beside the first man he sees. He says to the man, "you know, between us we've got five balls," and the man says "what happened to your other one?".
That's it. That's the joke.