Bad Jokes

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder

Originally posted by Very Rusty
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder

A sadist and a masochist are in an elevator. the masochist says "Hit me! Please, hit me!" And the sadist says "Nooooo...."
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{Well, it was funnier in person, with the sneer}

Originally posted by epic0002
A guy was visiting his uncles farm one day. He decided he wanted some fresh milk straight from the cow.. so he went out milked the cow, drank it, but it was awful! So he told his uncle that something must be wrong with the cow.. his uncle replied that he only had a bull.

Why did God give us four cheeks?

Because he made an arse of the first two.

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