Bad pick up lines.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

Do you furnish a paper bag?

Hey baby, I bet I can guess what you had for lunch yesterday on feel alone...(zzzzzzip!)

(whispers lovingly into target's ear) "...it hurts less if you're drunk..."

Originally posted by PBE6
(whispers lovingly into target's ear) "...it hurts less if you're drunk..."

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You're too good at this 😕

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You're too good at this 😕

Originally posted by PBE6
Hey baby, I bet I can guess what you had for lunch yesterday on feel alone...(zzzzzzip!)

to an employee "can i ask you a question about policy?" "yeah" "is it against it to give out your number?"

i actually tried that. she had a boyfriend though* so i got rejected


*i hope

(points at target) "Put my finger in your mouth, you'll be glad you did..."

Originally posted by darvlay
He makes me uncomfortable every single day.

Originally posted by darvlay
This one is especially wonderful in the sense that I spent a couple moments wondering what exactly he was going feel...

Him : Do you come here often?

Her : No!

Him : Wanna tonight?