Bad pick up lines.

me: hey
hotgirl: hi

me: wanna go out for some pizza and some sex
hotgirl: no

me: what, you dont like pizza

How do you like your eggs, fertilised?

Can I have your number? I've lost mine...

My names Darv whats yours?

Originally posted by darvlay
This one is especially wonderful in the sense that I spent a couple moments wondering what exactly he was going feel...

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I wondered what he was going to feel with.

"Honey, what's got two thumbs, speaks French and likes bl*wjobs?"

(points to himself with both thumbs)

"Moi."

*Use index finger to call someone over then say* I made you come over with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Nice blouse. It'd look great on my bedroom floor.

Wanna spend an hour on the tower of power?

Bad pick up lines : "Hey I play chess everyday on an internet site!"

Your hair is like a flower a colly flower, your teeth are like the stars not as bright and shiney but as far apart, and your eyes are like pools-pools of mud.
When that does not work try, did it hurt when you fell from heaven.
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