Bad pick up lines.

Can I get in your pants..... coz i've shat mine.

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Originally posted by sjeg
If I told you you had a beautiful body, could I insert my penis into your vagina and move it around a bit??

Nice legs. What time do they open?

Ask her if she likes the Flintstones and if she says yes
You then ask her if you can make her Bedrock.

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

doz your dad own a brewery😞

Originally posted by bub
doz your dad own a brewery😞

Originally posted by mochiron
Hey what up what up? I'm just chilling here, you know, bein' a cool kid... well, smell yah later....

Originally posted by mochiron
Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?

Originally posted by mochiron
How about you and me play spin the bottle?

Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Originally posted by Mxit
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Originally posted by mochiron
Don't bother fixing up your hair -- I'll be messing it up later