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Originally posted by shavixmir
*Scrapes throat*

Beans, beans,
Good for the heart,
The more you eat,
The more you fart,

The more you fart,
The better you feel,
Beans, beans,
For every meal.
Beans, beans,
The magical fruit,
the more you eat,
the more you toot,

the more you toot,
the better you feel,
now you're ready,
for another meal.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Beans, beans,
The magical fruit,
the more you eat,
the more you toot,

the more you toot,
the better you feel,
now you're ready,
for another meal.
Toot?

This must be the Christian-right version of the little ditty.

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
Despite my doubts, as to the relevance I will clarify

Yes, the beans can be squashed - I reckon it would be nigh on impossible not to

The sock would be a black work sock. Any other sock used for this purpose would be utterly ridiculous
The beans could be laid out individually and then frozen to reduce the possibility of squashing.

A black sock would allow more heat in than a white sock, thus speeding up defrosting time.

Is there a time limit to the filling of said sock?

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When you're sliding into first,
and you feel you're going to burst,
Bakedy Beanies! Bakedy Beanies!

When you're sliding in to second,
and a turtle head has beckoned,
Bakedy Beanies! Bakedy Beanies!

When you're sliding into third,
and you feel a greasy turd,
Bakedy Beanies! Bakedy Beanies!

When you're sliding into home,
and your pants are full of foam,
Bakedy Beanies! Bakedy Beanies!

The re-worked classics always bring a tear to my eye... :'(

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Toot?

This must be the Christian-right version of the little ditty.
I'm sure there's a hundred versions.

Beans beans,
you stupid git
the more you eat...


I forgot the rest.

P-

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Originally posted by Woodgie
The beans could be laid out individually and then frozen to reduce the possibility of squashing.

A black sock would allow more heat in than a white sock, thus speeding up defrosting time.

Is there a time limit to the filling of said sock?
Thanks - some details I had clealy overlooked

I believe the world record for bean sock filling stands at 3,842 beans in a standard black work sock, made from 60% cotton/35% Polyester/5% lycra mix, currently stands at 17 mins and 13.24 seconds

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
Thanks - some details I had clealy overlooked

I believe the world record for bean sock filling stands at 3,842 beans in a standard black work sock, made from 60% cotton/35% Polyester/5% lycra mix, currently stands at 17 mins and 13.24 seconds
Are you looking to beat this?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'm sure there's a hundred versions.

Beans beans,
you stupid git
the more you eat...


I forgot the rest.

P-
Beans, beans,
Good in a truck,
Just like a fart,
It's good for a f

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Are you looking to beat this?
No, I ran out of beans on Saturday and it's too foggy to drive to the supermarket

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
No, I ran out of beans on Saturday and it's too foggy to drive to the supermarket
I currently reside in the Lothians and know of the fog you speak of (I couldn't find Waverley bridge earlier for my distasteful train journey home).
I recommend Tesco direct for emergency bean delivery.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
I currently reside in the Lothians and know of the fog you speak of (I couldn't find Waverley bridge earlier for my distasteful train journey home).
I recommend Tesco direct for emergency bean delivery.
Tesco will only deliver a maximum of 15 tins, and I require 16. It's simply not an option

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
Tesco will only deliver a maximum of 15 tins, and I require 16. It's simply not an option
Place two orders then 🙄

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Originally posted by adramforall
Place two orders then 🙄
Tesco will only deliver 15 tins, because there are only 15 tins left in the entire world

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
Tesco will only deliver 15 tins, because there are only 15 tins left in the entire world
Ah!


Can the beans be post-digestion?

It just took me 0.083 seconds to fill the ex-wife's handbag, and that's bigger than a sock.