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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMadI have happened across a few odd tins of beans that come with sausages in them, would they be a good substitute?
Tesco will only deliver 15 tins, because there are only 15 tins left in the entire world
Edit: I am happy to sell with or without the said sausages, but there will be a small charge to fish them out.
Edit 2: Please note that advance notice is required if the Beans are required de-sausaged.
Originally posted by WoodgieThanks for the offer, however my ambitions have changed. I am now looking at the possibility of building a bridge from Glasgow to New York, made entirely from oatcakes. My calculations suggest, I will require 423
I have happened across a few odd tins of beans that come with sausages in them, would they be a good substitute?
Edit: I am happy to sell with or without the said sausages, but there will be a small charge to fish them out.
Edit 2: Please note that advance notice is required if the Beans are required de-sausaged.
Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMadThat sounds like some damn fine maths to me.
Thanks for the offer, however my ambitions have changed. I am now looking at the possibility of building a bridge from Glasgow to New York, made entirely from oatcakes. My calculations suggest, I will require 423
It is quite laughable that you intend building a bridge out of oatcakes from Glasgow to New York though, surely it will never work, pray tell, how do intend stopping the weegies from stealing the oatcakes?
Pffft, your plan is flawed man!!!
Originally posted by WoodgieI'm going to leave needles full of smack at the end of the bridge. Given the choice between smack and oatcakes, 99.8% of all Glaswegians choose smack. Given I don't expect more than 500 to attempt to steal the oatcakes, probabiliy suggests I'll be fine
pray tell, how do intend stopping the weegies from stealing the oatcakes?
Now, all I need is 6442 miles of string - don't suppose you know a bloke who can help?
Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMadString???, might be a bit risky with the current jet stream the way it is.
I'm going to leave needles full of smack at the end of the bridge. Given the choice between smack and oatcakes, 99.8% of all Glaswegians choose smack. Given I don't expect more than 500 to attempt to steal the oatcakes, probabiliy suggests I'll be fine
Now, all I need is 6442 miles of string - don't suppose you know a bloke who can help?
I would suggest Nintendo game cube game pad flex, when I have been faced with the job of constructing large suspensionable objects its my first choice.
If you had called me last week my brother in law had a quantity he was trying to shift, I think a geezer from Leith had it and said something about a new bridge across the Forth or something?????
