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Originally posted by Westside Mobster
I've had this argument with many men over years. I know the lion is King of the jungle. But I think a bear will whoop his ass. What do you think?

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Originally posted by Westside Mobster
I've had this argument with many men over years. I know the lion is King of the jungle. But I think a bear will whoop his ass. What do you think?
What's faster, a car or a motorcycle? Um, wouldn't you need to know what motorcycle and what car are being compared?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What's faster, a car or a motorcycle? Um, wouldn't you need to know what motorcycle and what car are being compared?
Some cars are faster than some motorcycles. Some motorcycles are faster than some cars. A lion is faster than a bear, but a bear is stronger. They are both agile animals. I believe one proper slap from that bear it's over for the lion, while the bear can withstand a lot more punishment than the fast lion can.

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Originally posted by Westside Mobster
Some cars are faster than some motorcycles. Some motorcycles are faster than some cars. A lion is faster than a bear, but a bear is stronger. They are both agile animals. I believe one proper slap from that bear it's over for the lion, while the bear can withstand a lot more punishment than the fast lion can.
Are talking Koala bear because I saw one at the zoo and it did not look as if it could open a can of coke, never mind whoop ass.

Now Yogi bear on the other hand....

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Koalas aren't actually bears, even though they look vaguely like a teddy bear. You're right that they couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding, as the saying goes - we have them here in our trees and the noisiest activity they get up to is snoring. Now, if you were talking about Tassie Devils - they'd take on the bear and the lion together, and make so much noise about it ...

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Originally posted by Kewpie
Koalas aren't actually bears, even though they look vaguely like a teddy bear. You're right that they couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding, as the saying goes - we have them here in our trees and the noisiest activity they get up to is snoring. Now, if you were talking about Tassie Devils - they'd take on the bear and the lion together, and make so much noise about it ...
I am envious of your superior zoological knowledge, and your koala laden trees, how do you keep your hands off them.

Tazmanian devils are they like a marsupial version of the mammalian badgers?

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To the best of my knowledge neither has the ability to play chess OTB let alone pop into an internet cafe with a credit card and open an RHP account. Therefore the only logical conclusion is a draw.

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Originally posted by Westside Mobster
I've had this argument with many men over years. I know the lion is King of the jungle. But I think a bear will whoop his ass. What do you think?




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Originally posted by thaughbaer
To the best of my knowledge neither has the ability to play chess OTB let alone pop into an internet cafe with a credit card and open an RHP account. Therefore the only logical conclusion is a draw.
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