Beardy Weirdy

Originally posted by Seitse
Isn't that called soul patch? (the inverse triangle below the lower lip)

Correct.

And no, I don't have a beard. I am forever cursed with patchy facial hair.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
I would like to lick your face darvlay.

I imagine it has the texture of a ladies' bottom.

I imagine it smells faintly of nice.

Ladies' bottom, yes. That's what you should strive for. Not bearded like your father's anus.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Thick black tufts of hair coated in specks of man-poo.

Ready to be picked out by helpful, probing fingers.

Enough.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Thick black tufts of hair coated in specks of man-poo.

Ready to be picked out by helpful, probing fingers.

Sure you wouldn't rather just use a comb?

Originally posted by catfoodtim
You mentioned anus, not I.

You misspelled "crimson calamari ring".

Originally posted by catfoodtim
For a split second, I saw your avatar and thought this was The Noodlist.

I was pretty frightened.

😵 I actually look a bit like Frida Kahlo, minus the unibrow.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Having to shave every day is giving me a pain. I wish it was the '70s so that it was acceptable, or even de rigeur, to have a beard. So I could grow one.

Do any of you misanthropes have a beard?

If so, I have a few questions:

Q1. Does it get to a stage where it goes from scratching the face of your beloved to being fluffy and soft?

Q2. D ...[text shortened]... u get up?

I can't think of more. There must be more beard-questions.

You hairy buggers.

i grew one over the summer, and i've made it a habit of onl;y shaving once a week when it should really be once i day. i am blessed with ginger-ish facial hair that is virtually indistinguashable (sp) from my face.

1. yes, after maybe 3 days.

2. only when i'm just out of bed. 😞

3. no, but i have shampooed it a couple of times...

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Shampooing a beard strikes me a bit of a paradox. On one hand you've a manly rugged beard. On the other you're shampooing it.

Do those with full beards suffer from facial dandruff?

Do you stroke your beard in a comforting way?

Its way more interesting to have someone else stroke your hair 😛

But a good moustache leaves interesting and lingering aftertastes of wherever your mouth was last 😉