Beardy Weirdy

1.No.
2.No.
3.No.

I agree, shaving blows.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
You hairy bugger.

So even after substantial beard growth, you still sandpaper the face off the love of your life?

Do you have to shampoo your beard in the shower?

Have you ever read The Twits by Roald Dahl?

I have a soul patch 😉

Does that qualify me as a hairy bugger?

I have a small triangular one below my bottom lip and have in the past had goatees and moustaches. Basically shaving blows and I can't be bothered to do it most of the time. I plan to grow a Frank Zappa next.

Isn't that called soul patch? (the inverse triangle below the lower lip)

So why would you shave every morning? - what a drag!

I have been hirsute for a long while.

Loved one would shrink if I took it off, shampooing is mandatory to get the dried soup out and you can twirl it into interest shapes to scare children.

Originally posted by Seitse
Isn't that called soul patch? (the inverse triangle below the lower lip)

Originally posted by Starrman
If you say so, never heard the name, but you could be right.

I haven't been clean shaven in over a year, the closest I get is with the beard trimmer once a week. Constant stubble because it gives me the air of professionalism in the workplace. 😉