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Best friend, wife or dog?

Best friend, wife or dog?

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If you wish to know who is truly your best friend, just try this experiment. Put both your wife and your dog in the car for an hour. Then when you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?

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🙂 thats very funny! i like that! seriously though? the vote goes to my dog.

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Originally posted by Raven69
If you wish to know who is truly your best friend, just try this experiment. Put both your wife and your dog in the car for an hour. Then when you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
It depends. If you were my wife I'd have to say the dog. If you were my dog I'd have to say ex vice president Dick with whom I go hunting every Saturday.

utherpendragon

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not quail hunting I hope

divegeester
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There's no such thing as a "trunk" on a car. Trunks are for trees and elephants. The receptacle you are referring to is known as a "boot".

Anyway, the answer would be, seitse's girlfriend.

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Originally posted by divegeester
There's no such thing as a "trunk" on a car. Trunks are for trees and elephants. The receptacle you are referring to is known as a "boot".

Anyway, the answer would be, seitse's girlfriend.
Aren't boots for arses and feet? 😕

s

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Aren't boots for arses and feet? 😕
boots for arses???
tho they are a chemists

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huckleberryhound
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The post that was quoted here has been removed
I've met a couple of Boots in my time.

Rajk999
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Originally posted by stoker
boots for arses???
tho they are a chemists
Boots are pharmacists.
Chemists are something else.
British terminology is so screwed up .. 🙂

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So, let me get this straight.
A Chemist, a dog, my wife and an arse are in a trunk and none of them speak English.
Is it my car or somebody else's?

AThousandYoung
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Don't forget, the dog is wearing boots and ministering to your arse.

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Originally posted by Raven69
If you wish to know who is truly your best friend, just try this experiment. Put both your wife and your dog in the car for an hour. Then when you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
Your dog will be happy and will prove this by licking your face all over with the same tongue he has just spent the last hour licking his balls with.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Don't forget, the dog is wearing boots and ministering to your arse.
You are confusing the dog with a Welsh farmer, easily done when they are both wearing boots.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Don't forget, the dog is wearing boots and ministering to your arse.
Where exactly is this car parked, and is it a safe area?

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