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Originally posted by Chakan
Its even better to get someone else to scratch it for you...

nothing says love like getting your gf to scratch an itch.
gf = girlfriend, good friend or godfather?

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Originally posted by vuelve
Are you gay?😕
Gay as a lark.

*flutters around the nuthouse trilling ever so sweetly*

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Originally posted by ivangrice
gf = girlfriend, good friend or godfather?
definately gay...

girl friend

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Originally posted by Chakan
definately gay...

girl friend
The god-father's hands are rock steady and cool to the touch.

The egg-cosy must surely rank as one of the more cunning inventions of our time.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
Every man has an itchy arse. This much is true.
Speak for yourself pal, I haven't.😕

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Originally posted by ivangrice

Edit: feel free to add to the list 🙂
Without any doubt the best invention was language.

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thermal underwear

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Originally posted by wucky3
those mittens your mum used to make you wear where they were attached with one massive long piece of string that went through the arms of your coat so you wouldn't lose them. I'd love a pair of them now i'm always losing a glove.
Who's to say that this will work?

If you are always losing a glove the chances are that you would now lose both, since the one you will lose is now attached to the other glove.

😉

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Originally posted by adramforall
Who's to say that this will work?

If you are always losing a glove the chances are that you would now lose both, since the one you will lose is now attached to the other glove.

😉
how can you lose mitts that go from one sleeve around the back and down the other. You would probably have to lose your coat in order to lose your mittens. trust me on this

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Originally posted by wucky3
how can you lose mitts that go from one sleeve around the back and down the other. You would probably have to lose your coat in order to lose your mittens. trust me on this
So... you're suggesting you've never lost a coat? 🙄 I've lost my pants! One shoe! My underwear 😵

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Somebody has to be boring here... and as it's usually me...

I say

bikes

Trek, Cannondale, Pinarello and Chesini take a bow!

Luv ya!

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Originally posted by widget
So... you're suggesting you've never lost a coat? 🙄 I've lost my pants! One shoe! My underwear 😵
no widge..i'm saying you can't lose mittens that are threaded through each of your arms...does anyone know i'm talking about. surely someone else here walked around with mittens dangling out of there coat.
i dread to think how you lost your underwear 😵

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Ok, sorry to swing the discussion away from gayness and all, as if:
The Dremel Mototool. Best invention since the buggy whip.
So many differant tips, diamond ones where you can cut glass,
drills, sand drums, abrasive metal cutting disks, versions where
the motor is off on one side and connected to the tip by a flexible
coupling, a whole industry devoted to this device.

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Originally posted by wucky3
does anyone know i'm talking about. surely someone else here walked around with mittens dangling out of there coat.
I know exactly what you're talking about wucky, as I had more than a few pairs strung through my coat as a child.

The older kids called 'em "idiot mittens."

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Originally posted by wucky3
no widge..i'm saying you can't lose mittens that are threaded through each of your arms...does anyone know i'm talking about. )
Yes, I remember them. Twas an episode of Father Ted which rekindled the old passion for them on seeing Father Dougal produce a pair once.

Anybody like Father Ted?