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Originally posted by lukemcmullan
The best invention is the written word.

Without it we would never have had this forum (and other less important things not really worth mentioning) and been able to discuss this critical question.
We could stand around and debate, or even sit around and debate.

Chess is rather a good invention come to think or it but I'm not sure about best.

Also adding to the list of bad inventions money.

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time-travel.

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oh...wait no that was in the movies.
i'll go windmill.
they go round and round,
and make lot's of electrickery,
for freeeeee!!!

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Originally posted by widget
So... you're suggesting you've never lost a coat? 🙄 I've lost my pants! One shoe! My underwear 😵
But not your virginity and the crushing sense of inadequacy that keeps you awake at night...

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Originally posted by ivangrice
But not your virginity and the crushing sense of inadequacy that keeps you awake at night...
widget's uncorked more virgins than you can shake a stick at. Bottle up those sour grapes, and maybe one day you'll be filled with more than piss and vinegar.

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Originally posted by PBE6
widget's uncorked more virgins than you can shake a stick at. Bottle up those sour grapes, and maybe one day you'll be filled with more than piss and vinegar.
You forgot the wind and the bile.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
You forgot the wind and the bile.
Oh, and the life-threatening build-up of reproductive juices, obviously.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
But not your virginity and the crushing sense of inadequacy that keeps you awake at night...
My virginity, alas, so many years ago 😳 perhaps you should visit my website before you take your personal insults much further grousy~boy ... you might discover who you're trying to insult 🙄

I admit to being kept awake at night 😛 Five hours sleep seems to suffice for me 😵

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tampons?????

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Originally posted by PBE6
widget's uncorked more virgins than you can shake a stick at. Bottle up those sour grapes, and maybe one day you'll be filled with more than piss and vinegar.
Speaking of wine & virgins 😉 Richard Branson's corporate empire has unleashed Virgin Wines Chardonnay and Virgin Wines Shiraz on our local market, here, just recently ... Think of the food pairings possible 🙄

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Originally posted by windmill
tampons?????
... maybe he'll remember to take them out of his ears? 😛

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Originally posted by widget
My virginity, alas, so many years ago 😳 perhaps you should visit my website before you take your personal insults much further grousy~boy ... you might discover who you're trying to insult 🙄

I admit to being kept awake at night 😛 Five hours sleep seems to suffice for me 😵
I just checked out the web site...OK, OK, you got me. I take it all back 🙂