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Two guys, one walks into a bar, the other ducks.

......................HAHAHA!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Two guys, one walks into a bar, the other ducks.

......................HAHAHA!
No the best joke ever is...

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

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What can you get at the dentist's for a dollar?

Buck Teeth!

Woot!

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Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "So, how do we drive this thing?"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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A group of people are drinking in an unfamiliar pub in the middle of Cheltenham when suddenly the cry goes out: "WOLF! WOLF!"

Everyone immediately rises up and flees to an adjoining room, locking the door behind them. After a while they hear nothing, so they return only to discover that everyone's beer has disappeared.

One of them has his suspicions, but says nothing. They re-order beer, and after some slight hiatus the usual high dunderheaded highspirits are resumed.

The cry suddenly rings out again: "WOLF! WOLF!

Again they flee, bolting the door behind them. After a while they return only to find - once again - that their beer has completely disappeared.

"Right" announces the man: "I'm going to get to the bottom of this nonsense. Next time I stay put."

They resume drinking, and another hour passes. The cry goes up once more: "WOLF! WOLF!"

Everyone immediately leaps up and flees, bar the man. A wolf then enters the room, eats the man and drinks his beer.

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Ok its a bit complicated. So if you don't get it at first read it again. And if you think that you get it you don't. When you get it you'll know. But, if you figure it out don't spoil it for others.

Here it goes:

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Ok its a bit complicated. So if you don't get it at first read it again. And if you think that you get it you don't. When you get it you'll know. But, if you figure it out don't spoil it for others.

Here it goes:

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Ok its a bit complicated. So if you don't get it at first read it again. And if you think that you get it you don't. When you get it you'll know. But, if you figure it out don't spoil it for others.

Here it goes:

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Ok its a bit complicated. So if you don't get it at first read it again. And if you think that you get it you don't. When you get it you'll know. But, if you figure it out don't spoil it for others.

Here it goes:

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How does guitarguy1 keep himself busy?

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Originally posted by guitarguy1
Ok its a bit complicated. So if you don't get it at first read it again. And if you think that you get it you don't. When you get it you'll know. But, if you figure it out don't spoil it for others.

Here it goes:
Haha, silly rabit!

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Sorry
This is the joke here:

A guy, a girl, and a dog are driving down a country road. The girl says she has to use the restroom. So, the guy pulls over and tells here to go. She say "i can't go here stupid. Im a girl." So they continue down the road until they reach a gas station. She gets out and uses the restroom. When she comes out and returns to the car, the dog was in her seat. She says "move the dog." The guy then says "no. Do it yourself!!!"

HAHAHAHAHA

thats the funniest joke ever.

(dont worry youll eventually get it)

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Sorry about the first few threads.

I accidentallly did something wrong

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Originally posted by guitarguy1
Sorry
This is the joke here:

A guy, a girl, and a dog are driving down a country road. The girl says she has to use the restroom. So, the guy pulls over and tells here to go. She say "i can't go here stupid. Im a girl." So they continue down the road until they reach a gas station. She gets out and uses the restroom. When she comes out and returns ...[text shortened]... elf!!!"

HAHAHAHAHA

thats the funniest joke ever.

(dont worry youll eventually get it)
I am totally confused. Am I the only one?

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