John Milton (Satan): Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!!
The Devil's Advocate
John Milton(Satan): Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
The Devil's Advocate
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"Peek-a-boo, you f**ks, you"
- Joe Pesci as he spys on the FBI in Casino.
"You think you're big time? Huh? Well you're gonna fu*ing die, big time! Here comes the pain."
- Carlito as he cowers in a toilet.
"There's like a butt load of gangs at this school, one of them wanted me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff"
"You should come get your stuff out of my locker cause I can't fit my nun-chuks in there anymore"
"I caught you a delicious bass"
"Whatever I want to , GOSSSHH"
- all courtesy of N.Dynamite
Finally, a line so bad it's good (and makes me pi55 myself everytime)
"I AM AN F B I AGENT!"
Keanu 'Wooden' Reeves in Point Break.
In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
-Orson Welles in the 3rd Man.