Best line in any movie ever

Originally posted by mrstabby
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me surely"
Airplane

Also the classic
"I love you"
"I know"
Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back

Originally posted by dfm65
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Mr Blonde (Michael Madsen), Reservoir Dogs

"Doctor, can you come up to the cockpit"

"What is it?

"It's the little room where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now"


Airplane

Alejandro Sosa to Tony Montana...

I told you a long time ago, you ****ing little monkey, not to **** ME!

"You rebel scum!"

-Lt. Renz, Return of the Jedi

Melchett: Take a look at this: "King & Country".

Blackadder: Ah, yes, without question my favorite magazine; soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent.

Melchett: Top-hole, Blackadder, I thought it would be right up your alley.

Blackadder Goes Forth.

I have a cunning plan, M'lord...

"Ouchie!"

-Jesus, in Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ

"The Pope may be French, but Jesus is English. You're on!"

Knight's Tale