The best thread ever ,at least in the clan forum, it's the ContumeliousClan goad of the day.
You like it or not it contained goading masterpieces and I've never seen threads like that in the clan forum after its death.
It was a pleasure reading it.
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=15636
Originally posted by XanthosNZstarrman: I find lying, having a fair amount of expendable cash and smelling expensive usually works. CORKER!! lol
How to get a girl...(Remix):
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=25654
OK I guess this is a thread full of replies by me bust (whoops) still.
Xanthos..shouldn't you be busy elsewhere? 🙂
Originally posted by XanthosNZlol...i never read that one before!!
Just for you wucky:
CentreNut's "Who's The Dadie"
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=25709
darvley: "Best thread ever."
"I concur. And I've seen some dooseys. Remember the one where wucky3 went insane and posted naked pictures of herself?"
cheers
Originally posted by XanthosNZOk, that has a couple of funny one-liners, but does it really rank up there with THE best thread ever?
Just for you wucky:
CentreNut's "Who's The Dadie"
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=25709
darvley: "Best thread ever."
To quote:
"Looks like an automatic rec for you, even though you submitted just 7 and not GESTATE. *smiles smarmily while fixing glasses* *Carol looks confused for a second, then groans. Shows a bit of leg* "
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Originally posted by RagnorakI can't remember the hundreds of threads I've posted in so I've been looking through my post history for them.
Ok, that has a couple of funny one-liners, but does it really rank up there with THE best thread ever?
To quote:
"Looks like an automatic rec for you, even though you submitted just 7 and not GESTATE. *smiles smarmily while fixing glasses* *Carol looks confused for a second, then groans. Shows a bit of leg* "
: D
Some of my posts seem very very odd out of context:
XanthosNZ: "A true friend would stick something in his ass for you."
Originally posted by darvlayDo you mean this one???
Ah, the best one about James Woodley has sadly been deleted. It was in the Tournaments forum and was hundreds of posts long.
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=15723&page=1
Sure it was entertaining, but what you've got to ask yourself is this. Was there punning par excellence in this thread???
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Originally posted by RagnorakOk fair enough, that has got potential.
Do you mean this one???
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=15723&page=1
Sure it was entertaining, but what you've got to ask yourself is this. Was there punning par excellence in this thread???
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I've only reached page 2 and already Blobby has accused somebody of cheating (for those not in the know, Blobby "successfully" used an engine to boost his rating from the 800s to low 1200s), woodley has pointed at tlai as a shining example of somebody who can raise their ratings 500 points without cheating (tlai was booted for engine use a little later) and woodley has posted on an online forum that he doesn't know how to use a computer and the icing on the cake is this post from Blobby:"ok dude clam its you no whats am saying well i have played football for england or soccer to all you americans no offense no offense took good look in your skating and chess tourney no harm done".
There's quality there alright.
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Originally posted by RagnorakYou all too afraid to reply?
Ok fair enough, that has got potential.
I've only reached page 2 and already Blobby has accused somebody of cheating (for those not in the know, Blobby "successfully" used an engine to boost his rating from the 800s to low 1200s), woodley has pointed at tlai as an example of somebody who can raise their ratings 500 points without cheating (tlai was ...[text shortened]... d look in your skating and chess tourney no harm done".
There's quality there alright.
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Commies!
Snark.
So Ragnorak, what about that FDR? Yes Raggie, great guy, put those child killing liberals in their place. Not?
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Originally posted by RagnorakAnd the hits keep on coming:
You all too afraid to reply?
Commies!
Snark.
So Ragnorak, what about that FDR? Yes Raggie, great guy, put those child killing liberals in their place. Not?
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Woodley: "Mind your own business i dont talk about your rubbish chess skills or your skin tight trousers you have to wear when riding thats really for girls."
I wish those two illiterates were back.
Who?
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Originally posted by RagnorakThanks,thanks,thanks,thanks for reminding me of this thread !
And the hits keep on coming:
Woodley: "Mind your own business i dont talk about your rubbish chess skills or your skin tight trousers you have to wear when riding thats really for girls."
I wish those two illiterates were back.
Who?
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Now I'm reading it from page one and I have the largest smile ever seen on my face since the last time I had sex (ages ago).
Thanks again.
Edit: and you guys should thank me for spotting this guy.........and even for tlai.........
Originally posted by RavelloYeah, I remember reccing a couple of 2Bit's posts at the time for hilarity, but can that thread really rank up there as the best thread ever? I've just tried rereading it, and didn't have one LOL before Freddie's lack of wit got the better of me on page 2.
[b]The best thread ever ,at least in the clan forum, it's the ContumeliousClan goad of the day.
You like it or not it contained goading masterpieces and I've never seen threads like that in the clan forum after its death.
It was a pleasure reading it.
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=15636[/b]
So far, I'll allow "how to become a gay" starring Br Edwin and RB "I flick past the blacks" Hill...
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=16663&page=1
"James Woodley" starring blobby, woodley and darvlay...
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=15723&page=1
and Countdown starring Richard Whiteley, Carol Vorderman, Gyles and special guests wucky, chris, marcusr, darvlay, etc...
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=21596
"Should homosexuals be discriminated?" http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=23720 has been banned due to the fact that most of the humour is derived from the sheer bigotry of some of the posters.
"How to get a girl...(Remix):"
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=25654
is banned because of Xanthos' "how to pick up primary school girls" comment. If I allowed that, then I'd have to allow the thread "101 funniest moments of the holocaust."
CentreNut's "Who's The Dadie"
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=25709
is banned for not being funny. Prize quote is: "I concur. And I've seen some dooseys. Remember the one where wucky3 went insane and posted naked pictures of herself?"
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