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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I would say that the notion that unless an asset can go on a balance sheet it isn't an asset is rather misguided, you can't put friendship on a balance sheet, but it is still important, to ignore it is foolish.
International Accounting Standard would forbid you from classifying friendship as an asset, unless of course you took over a company and that friendship was likely to bring you future financial benefits, but you couldn't directly disclose it as an asset if you had just built up the friendship yourself.

Accountants will find this funny

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
International Accounting Standard would forbid you from classifying friendship as an asset, unless of course you took over a company and that friendship was likely to bring you future financial benefits, but you couldn't directly disclose it as an asset if you had just built up the friendship yourself.

Accountants will find this funny
I am not using assets in the accountancy sense, I am using them in a more general sense that the word's definition allows, which does not preclude the notion of friendship as being an asset; I fail to see why you are thinking otherwise.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I fail to see why you are thinking otherwise.
Quit your growling wolfie

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
Quit your growling wolfie
You'd better behave yourself then, I have big teeth and they are big assets. 😠

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
You'd better behave yourself then, I have big teeth and they are big assets. 😠
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Originally posted by Bad wolf
You'd better behave yourself then, I have big teeth and they are big assets. 😠
They'll depreciate like any other asset then

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
They'll depreciate like any other asset then
Accept houses...

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Originally posted by yo its me
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Do you have big assets?

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I have a subscription to a correspondence chess site...

I have...

Uhhh....

Well, there's....

Crap.

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I have got a Lottery ticket... Does that count?

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My biggest asset is my detachment from believing I need assets!

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Originally posted by tomtom232
The one I put there...or was this some other guy? 😉
You are dreaming young man!

😀

No, my snowboard put it there due to a combination of over confidence and stupidity.

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Originally posted by ixat
I have got a Lottery ticket... Does that count?
I MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER OF THE PUBLISHER'S CLEARINGHOUSE SWEEPSTAKES!!!

Now if that is not an asset I don't know what is!

Dave

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Originally posted by nmdavidb
I MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER OF THE PUBLISHER'S CLEARINGHOUSE SWEEPSTAKES!!!

Now if that is not an asset I don't know what is!

Dave
Is Ed McMahon parked outside on your street?

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Originally posted by mlprior
Is Ed McMahon parked outside on your street?
No

Been watching for that fat bastard for years...he has NEVER showed up.

Dave