Big Mouth

Drunk, Aggressive, Testosterone Fuelled Football Hooligan: F***in' student!!
Me: I'm not a student.
DATFFH: Well you look like one.
Me: Are you an idiot?
DATFFH: No.
Me: Well you look like one.
DATFFH: Kindly hold still whilst I hit you in the face with my forehead.*

*Maybe not his actual words.

Originally posted by Varg
Drunk, Aggressive, Testosterone Fuelled Football Hooligan: F***in' student!!
Me: I'm not a student.
DATFFH: Well you look like one.
Me: Are you an idiot?
DATFFH: No.
Me: Well you look like one.
DATFFH: Kindly hold still whilst I hit you in the face with my forehead.*

*Maybe not his actual words.

Originally posted by darvlay
Bravo!

Originally posted by Varg
Drunk, Aggressive, Testosterone Fuelled Football Hooligan: F***in' student!!
Me: I'm not a student.
DATFFH: Well you look like one.
Me: Are you an idiot?
DATFFH: No.
Me: Well you look like one.
DATFFH: Kindly hold still whilst I hit you in the face with my forehead.*

*Maybe not his actual words.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Did you take one to the face?

Originally posted by Varg
Actually it was my eye ridge which is quite strong.
Still dazed me, though.

Originally posted by darvlay
It had to be worth it. That was a first class zinger you delivered.

Originally posted by Palynka
He made it up.

Originally posted by Varg
Actually it was my eye ridge which is quite strong.
Still dazed me, though.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
So did you just stand there bleeding, scream like a woman or sack punch him?

Originally posted by David C
He plays chess. What do you think he did?

Originally posted by David C
He plays chess. What do you think he did?

Originally posted by wormwood
offered a draw, after the premature attack run out of momentum?

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
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