Bin Laden joke thread

DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk.

Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.

Got to go..........somebody is at the door!

Someone at Special Forces made a typo error, mistyping an 's' when the original memo had it as a 'b.' Hilarity ensued...

What do Kate Middleton and Bin Laden have in common?

They have both been shot in the face by sailors!

Originally posted by adramforall
What do Kate Middleton and Bin Laden have in common?

They have both been shot in the face by sailors!

Originally posted by Silverstriker
DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk.

Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.

Bounty is a chocolate bar over in the UK and is also the term for a price on ones head

Bounty is also a choccie bar here in Oz. I thought it was sold in America too?

Originally posted by Adam Hallsworth
Bounty is also a choccie bar here in Oz. I thought it was sold in America too?

Originally posted by caissad4
In the US it is a paper towel.

Originally posted by Silverstriker
DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk.

Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.

Originally posted by Adam Hallsworth
Bounty is also a choccie bar here in Oz. I thought it was sold in America too?

Originally posted by sbacat
In US it's called Mounds. Yum!

(Osama reaches the Pearly Gates)

Osama: So where are those 72 virgins promised to me in the Quran?

Allah: Are you serious, I can't even find one up here running around.

Osama: What do you mean?

Allah: Do the names JFK and Wilt Chamberlain mean anything to you?

Osama: But those two were infidels. What are they doing in up here?

Allah: Once they found out about all the virgins running around up here they both converted.

Bin Laden's been laden with too much posthumous hilarity methinks.