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Originally posted by whodey
(Osama reaches the Pearly Gates)

Osama: So where are those 72 virgins promised to me in the Quran?

Allah: See those guys with the glasses sitting at those computers?

Osama: Yes?

Allah: Notice how many there are?

Osama: Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

FIX'D

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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bin-laden-obit.php

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Long live Osama..... ALLAH AKBAH

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Look me in the eye!

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He died the same date as Hitler!

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Originally posted by megamaster
He died the same date as Hitler!
May 1st is the date that a festival is held that represents the renewal of nature (May Day). It's appropriate that Hitler and Osama were both killed on that day.
Mayday-----International distress signal
It's safe to say that both were in serious distress on that day as well.

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