I had a temp working for me as a shipping clerk. Workload scaled back and his last day was yesterday. Nothing personal, just business and planned. It's not like I made a secret of it or anything, he was expecting to get layed off.
The thing is, a few minutes ago one of my Techs opened a drawer on his tool box to find a large turd layed inside it, nestled between the wrenches. While I found this f'ing hysterical, the Tech was pissed beyond belief. I now have boundless respect and admiration for the temp, but, obviously can't hire him back as the Tech will kill him... probably slowly.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateBlame it on the tech , and put him on probation for sh1tting in the drawer . Hire the temp back whenever you want to and tell the tech to leave him alone or you'll fire him as you know he's mentally disturbed for the turd incident . Then watch them fight it out in a passive aggresive guerilla war over the next few weeks .
I had a temp working for me as a shipping clerk. Workload scaled back and his last day was yesterday. Nothing personal, just business and planned. It's not like I made a secret of it or anything, he was expecting to get layed off.
The thing is, a few minutes ago one of my Techs opened a drawer on his tool box to find a large turd layed inside i ...[text shortened]... for the temp, but, obviously can't hire him back as the Tech will kill him... probably slowly.
Originally posted by Moldy CrowI'm pretty sure the same temp was responsible for the 'Pubes on the Pizza' debacle as well.
Blame it on the tech , and put him on probation for sh1tting in the drawer . Hire the temp back whenever you want to and tell the tech to leave him alone or you'll fire him as you know he's mentally disturbed for the turd incident . Then watch them fight it out in a passive aggresive guerilla war over the next few weeks .
Woa that was weird. I made a post here referring to the "f" word but I used asterisks and I got the robomod warning? I wonder if the Religious Right has anything to do with it?
Anyway sanitized for our protection, I wrote I just left a one week notice at my IT job and it is wonderful. It is so nice not to give a flying "flamingo" 😉 (is that better?)
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI have to admit, I admire the logistics involved in that operation. I would assume the "package" would have to be produced elsewhere and then shipped to the drawer. But in what type of container and how? And imagine the stealth involved? Suppose you got caught while in transit?!
I had a temp working for me as a shipping clerk. Workload scaled back and his last day was yesterday. Nothing personal, just business and planned. It's not like I made a secret of it or anything, he was expecting to get layed off.
The thing is, a few minutes ago one of my Techs opened a drawer on his tool box to find a large turd layed inside i ...[text shortened]... for the temp, but, obviously can't hire him back as the Tech will kill him... probably slowly.
The only other option would be to deliver the package directly into the toolbox drawer. A feat which I cannot imagine happening on a busy loading dock or office enviroment. Not counting the fact that a "shy rectum" would have trouble producing under that kind of pressure anyway.
I think this turd incident requires a government task force.
Originally posted by wibI'm sorry, I can't tell you how the turd got there... it would make it impossible to catch more turders in the future.
I have to admit, I admire the logistics involved in that operation. I would assume the "package" would have to be produced elsewhere and then shipped to the drawer. But in what type of container and how? And imagine the stealth involved? Suppose you got caught while in transit?!
The only other option would be to deliver the package directly into the tool ...[text shortened]... r that kind of pressure anyway.
I think this turd incident requires a government task force.
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Originally posted by Sicilian SmaugSlough! God there's a place I remember. Haven't been there for years. Does it still stink of piss in all the shop doorways?
I vote funny,..Hows Slough? Are we talking Slough, Buckinghamshire, England? I was working there today and some crafty ####tard must have pissed in my packed lunch bag, I think it may have happened whilst in a lift in the Queensmere carpark, I noted the reek of piss on my return from work and its the only way i think it can have got there. Is it the new craze down there or something? 😠ðŸ˜
This story is from last winter at my previous job.
While on the way to the jobsite everyday, my foreman, his partner and I would stop for coffee. After finishing mine on one particular day, I stuck it in the cupholder as per usual. One of the other guys who worked with us had an appointment that morning and was given a ride to the site by our boss after arriving to the shop. At the end of the day, we all stopped for coffee once more. I was sitting in the middle seat of the truck and thus had no place to flick the ashes of my cigarette as I wasn't next to a window. In my own confusion, not realizing that the cup in the cupholder is no longer empty but rather contains a fresh cup of coffee(that of my foremans) I flicked the ash of my cigarette in it and thought nothing of it. A small while later we hit a bump in the road and to my horror, saw coffee spill over the edge of the cup. My foreman at that job happened to be one of the most colossal pricks I have ever met. The guy is seriously mad at the world. I was just waiting for him to flip out. I wasn't hoping he wouldn't, I knew he was going to. There was no chance of him forgetting his coffee either. This is a man who takes it seriously(which is respectable in my book). From that point of realizing what I had done, it was another 15 minutes back to the shop. He never touched that coffee, he never said a word. To this day I still wonder how I managed out of that one.