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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Ever drunk the ashtray can? You know, the empty beer you flick ash and finished cigarettes into.. Easily done when ####ed and you have the ashtray can in 1 hand and the drinking can in the other, ive lost count the times i done it, nasty!πŸ˜•
You have to drink the can dry to get the wet nubbs out and on to the radiator ready for when you run out cos the offy's shut!

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Ever drunk the ashtray can? You know, the empty beer you flick ash and finished cigarettes into.. Easily done when ####ed and you have the ashtray can in 1 hand and the drinking can in the other, ive lost count the times i done it, nasty!πŸ˜•
No I haven't. But not because I don't get sh1tfaced, I usually just stick to hard liquor. And even when you're drunk, you usually know not to flick the ash in there. I have heard of its disgustingness though and have been told I'll do it eventually.

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I had an employee who I had to fire because he was sexually harassing another chef.

Anyway, he managed to get keys cut and learn the alarm codes, and 6 months later broke in to the restaurant in the middle of the night and put bleach and oven gel into the various sauces.

Luckily, the sauces were bubbling and after one poor chef tasted them he got burnt mouth, we called the police. We threw all the food away, closed for an afternoon and used cctv tv to catch him.

He was Brazillian and he got deported - three weeks later he was shot dead in a gang crime!!!

I still wonder if I did something wrong along the way.

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Originally posted by invigorate
I had an employee who I had to fire because he was sexually harassing another chef.

Anyway, he managed to get keys cut and learn the alarm codes, and 6 months later broke in to the restaurant in the middle of the night and put bleach and oven gel into the various sauces.

Luckily, the sauces were bubbling and after one poor chef tasted them he got bu ...[text shortened]... er he was shot dead in a gang crime!!!

I still wonder if I did something wrong along the way.
You had the oppurtunity to kill him yourself and didn't.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Ever drunk the ashtray can? You know, the empty beer you flick ash and finished cigarettes into.. Easily done when ####ed and you have the ashtray can in 1 hand and the drinking can in the other, ive lost count the times i done it, nasty!πŸ˜•
I don't know what was worse, the spit can or the ashtray can...

I purposley puked after both.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Thats nothing, i once drank the piss canπŸ˜•
SMAUG! You didn't?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Thats nothing, i once drank the piss canπŸ˜•
Yeh, wish they'd redesign those ring pulls. They're ever so sharp.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Unintentinally and only a small amount before vomiting said piss
I've heard of things like this happening to others . It always begs the question - How did you know it was piss unless you've tasted piss before ?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Ever drunk the ashtray can? You know, the empty beer you flick ash and finished cigarettes into.. Easily done when ####ed and you have the ashtray can in 1 hand and the drinking can in the other, ive lost count the times i done it, nasty!πŸ˜•
That happened to me about 25 years ago. I will never forget this. It was a Pepsi can. It wasnt ashes though, it was my brothers skoal spitoon....aahhhhhhhh!

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Originally posted by mikelom
You have to drink the can dry to get the wet nubbs out and on to the radiator ready for when you run out cos the offy's shut!
You mean you don't know a 24 hour offy which sells after 11 😲😲 I thought everyone knew one of those!!!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
You mean you don't know a 24 hour offy which sells after 11 😲😲 I thought everyone knew one of those!!!
It's not knowing the source but staggering to it in all hours that's the problem.