Just looking over some summer travel plans . I was reminiscing about some real sh*thole towns/places I've seen .
Eden , WY has got to be near the top . Looked like something out of a Steven King novel . Flat , sun-baked , shacks with open doors , people standing around drinking beer in their underwear in the middle of the day . Sign on the bathroom door of the gas station informing people that if they smoked crank in the restroom the sheriff may be called .
The St Louis bus terminal was figgin scarey too . The brothers were walking aroung in shower caps made out of caucasian flesh .
What's your short list of places you NEVER want to see again ?
Originally posted by Moldy CrowLimestone, ME.
Just looking over some summer travel plans . I was reminiscing about some real sh*thole towns/places I've seen .
Eden , WY has got to be near the top . Looked like something out of a Steven King novel . Flat , sun-baked , shacks with open doors , people standing around drinking beer in their underwear in the middle of the day . Sign on the bathroom doo ...[text shortened]... s made out of caucasian flesh .
What's your short list of places you NEVER want to see again ?
Originally posted by Moldy CrowNiagara Falls, NY
Just looking over some summer travel plans . I was reminiscing about some real sh*thole towns/places I've seen .
Eden , WY has got to be near the top . Looked like something out of a Steven King novel . Flat , sun-baked , shacks with open doors , people standing around drinking beer in their underwear in the middle of the day . Sign on the bathroom doo ...[text shortened]... s made out of caucasian flesh .
What's your short list of places you NEVER want to see again ?
What a sh-thole.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYeah , Lubbock , Midland , and Odessa came to mind after I posted . You can watch your dog run away for 3 days down there .
All of Saskatchewan with the upper half of Texas being a close second (many of the counties are DRY, the people are inbred cannibals and there is rocks and cow sh!t for as far as the eye can see).
North side of Flint, Michigan, USA. I made the mistake of stopping on the road to ask for directions from a group of teens in the early afternoon. They attacked me, all 12 of them, beating at me through the window and trying to drag my body out the window since the door was locked. I guess you could call it an attempted car jacking... in broad daylight. 😲
The real problem was that I couldn't take off because I had put the car into PARK and once they grabbed me at my window they pulled me up from the seat and I couldn't reach the brake pedal (in order to throw the car back into gear you have to press the brake pedal). 🙁
Somehow during the struggle I managed to slip down, jabbed the brake, threw the Firebird into gear and stomped on the gas. One guy hung on as I sped away but finally let go as I picked up speed. He tumbled down the road at 40 miles/hr. 😵
If you are ever in Flint, don't stop when you see a group of teens by the road. I should have known better because just last summer it was in the newspaper that the teens in the north end of Flint carjacked a girl from Fenton under the same circumstances. 😕
Originally posted by arrakisDaymmmmn !!!!
North side of Flint, Michigan, USA. I made the mistake of stopping on the road to ask for directions from a group of teens in the early afternoon. They attacked me, all 12 of them, beating at me through the window and trying to drag my body out the window since the door was locked. I guess you could call it an attempted car jacking... in broad daylight. 😲
...[text shortened]... teens in the north end of Flint carjacked a girl from Fenton under the same circumstances. 😕
Originally posted by marinakatombCome, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
Slough! Never go there...EVER! It's not worth it, even for lots of money.
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens
Those air-conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans
Tinned minds, tinned breath.
Mess up the mess they call a town --
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week for half-a-crown
For twenty years,
And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears,
And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.
But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.
It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead
And talk of sports and makes of cars
In various bogus Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.
In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.
Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.
Originally posted by XanthosNZBrilliant - who wrote it ?
Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens
Those air-conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans
Tinned minds, tinned breath.
Mess up the mess they call a town --
A house for ninety-se ...[text shortened]... l on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.