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Dube9 : *
Dube9 : jerk
huckleberryhound : you ?
Dube9 : where youre from to play like such an assole
huckleberryhound : check
huckleberryhound : can you guess what's coming next ?
Dube9 : *
Dube9 : *
huckleberryhound : O_o
Dube9 : you touching your body
huckleberryhound : (oYo) this is you 😛
Dube9 : ...


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Some people are bad losers 😛


(I sat on checkmate for a couple of minutes to type hehe)

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Some people are bad losers 😛
I find it more annoying that some people are REALLY bad at insulting.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Some people are bad losers 😛
Chatting during blitz is wrong.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Chatting during blitz is wrong.
I was going to type check everytime i checked him.....but i got checkmate in one straight away....no fun 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was going to type check everytime i checked him.....but i got checkmate in one straight away....no fun 😛
patzer sees a checkmate, patzer plays a checkmate. 🙂 it takes advanced studies in evil to properly annoy a blitz jerk.

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Originally posted by wormwood
patzer sees a checkmate, patzer plays a checkmate. 🙂 it takes advanced studies in evil to properly annoy a blitz jerk.
I'm thinking about writing about 20 long drawn-out questions for my blitz opponents and saving them in a word doc. Then I can copy and paste on after every move.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm thinking about writing about 20 long drawn-out questions for my blitz opponents and saving them in a word doc. Then I can copy and paste on after every move.
I used to use a drop menu (feature of Kensington Expert Mouse) at Yahoo to pick any number of sayings, vague answers, and Simpson quotes with 2 clicks.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I used to use a drop menu (feature of Kensington Expert Mouse) at Yahoo to pick any number of sayings, vague answers, and Simpson quotes with 2 clicks.

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nice! 😀

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Dube9 : where youre from to play like such an assole

Why didn't you just put back Canada? 😛

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I have found that most people who write anything in a blitz game are merely
trying to waste a few extra seconds of my time while I reply (those seconds
being especially precious in bullet games). Therefore, I have come up with
a few one word answers to express my sentiments without wasting typing time.
This is also useful because of chess being a multi cultural game, even those
to whom English is a second language will have little difficulty understanding
my retort.

Here are a few common examples.

Opponent gets angry because I have beaten them quite convincingly - "Skills"

Opponent gets anrgry because they were too slow and lost on time - "fast"

Opponent checkmates (or is about to checkmate) ME - "cheat"!

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I tend to reserve that comment for a select group of individuals - those who begin the game with the intention of winning on time. Especially the ones who succeed in winning a single game this way and then running away and refusing to play again - those types are the most annoying of all blitzers.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm thinking about writing about 20 long drawn-out questions for my blitz opponents and saving them in a word doc. Then I can copy and paste on after every move.
oooh.

I'm going to do that.
Esp. after the following on uchess:

Opponent: u suck
Me: thank you, no!
Opponent: ur gay.
Opponent: Why are u so gay
Opponent: F a g!


-J

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I tend to reserve that comment for a select group of individuals - those who begin the game with the intention of winning on time. Especially the ones who succeed in winning a single game this way and then running away and refusing to play again - those types are the most annoying of all blitzers.
nope, the most annoying type of blitz players are the much higher rated ones, who ALWAYS challenge you after a loss until they beat you, but NEVER after a win. often there also are comments like "you were just lucky" as well.

let the little guy have his day, he doesn't get those that often.