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I Gotta Real Funny Joke.

Yo mammas so dumb that she tiptoed past the loungeroom so she wouldnt wake the SLEEPING bag.

its a sort of joke not an offence to mums.😀

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Yo mums so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mums so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said"who trough that stone at me"

Yo mums teeth are so yellow that when she smiles the traffic slows down

Yo mums so ugly they filmed the movie "Gorillas In The Mist" in her shower

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Here's one that Darv laid on me a while back;

A priest, a minister, and a penguin walk into a bar.

I can't remember the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Here's one that Darv laid on me a while back;

A priest, a minister, and a penguin walk into a bar.

I can't remember the rest of the joke but [b]your mothers a whore.
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I love that one.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Here's one that Darv laid on me a while back;

A priest, a minister, and a penguin walk into a bar.

I can't remember the rest of the joke but [b]your mothers a whore.
[/b]
Is that supposed to be funny????

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Originally posted by mcrrock
Is that supposed to be funny????
Too close to home?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Too close to home?
Thanks RB, you beat me to the punch (line).

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Here's one that Darv laid on me a while back;

A priest, a minister, and a penguin walk into a bar.

I can't remember the rest of the joke but [b]your mothers a whore.
[/b]
You are an awesome guy, Frank. 😵

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Originally posted by arrakis
You are an awesome guy, Frank. 😵
Thank you sir,

I'm just trying to represent the men of America and beyond.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Thank you sir,

I'm just trying to represent the men of America and beyond.
3 blondes walk into a bar. OUCH!!

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor, doctor!



This was a Bowmann original, brought to you by him.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor, doctor!



This was a Bowmann original, brought to you by him.
You DO I have a sense of humour! 😲

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Originally posted by mokko
You DO I have a sense of humour! 😲
im confused.....
is it you or him with the sense of humor?

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
im confused.....
is it you or him with the sense of humor?
How the heck did "I" get in there?😕