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Earth
I Gotta Real Funny Joke.Yo mammas so dumb that she tiptoed past the loungeroom so she wouldnt wake the SLEEPING bag.its a sort of joke not an offence to mums.😀
Yo mums so dumb she tripped over a cordless phoneYo mums so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said"who trough that stone at me"Yo mums teeth are so yellow that when she smiles the traffic slows downYo mums so ugly they filmed the movie "Gorillas In The Mist" in her shower
In Check
Here's one that Darv laid on me a while back;A priest, a minister, and a penguin walk into a bar.I can't remember the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.
Infernalis
Originally posted by Frank BurnsHere's one that Darv laid on me a while back;A priest, a minister, and a penguin walk into a bar.I can't remember the rest of the joke but [b]your mothers a whore.[/b]
Originally posted by mcrrockIs that supposed to be funny????
Originally posted by rbmorrisToo close to home?
Arrakis
Originally posted by arrakisYou are an awesome guy, Frank. 😵
Originally posted by Frank BurnsThank you sir,I'm just trying to represent the men of America and beyond.
RHP IQ
Knock, knock.Who's there?Doctor.Doctor, doctor!This was a Bowmann original, brought to you by him.
Where I belong
Originally posted by BowmannKnock, knock.Who's there?Doctor.Doctor, doctor!This was a Bowmann original, brought to you by him.
Behind you
Originally posted by mokkoYou DO I have a sense of humour! 😲
Originally posted by pawnfondlerim confused.....is it you or him with the sense of humor?