Blonde Jokes,Yo Mamma Jokes & Other Stupid Joke...

mcrrock

General

08 Dec 06 02:45

pawnfondler

no edits

Behind you

Joined: 14 Mar 05
Moves: 10935

08 Dec 06 07:33

Originally posted by mokko
How the heck did "I" get in there?😕

I dunno, but it was capitalized!

zeeblebot

silicon valley

Joined: 27 Oct 04
Moves: 101289

08 Dec 06 08:54

what does a snail say riding on a turtle?

WHEEEEEE!

mcrrock

Earth

Joined: 25 Oct 06
Moves: 2994

08 Dec 06 23:31

What do u call a snail?

A Snot with a crash helmet

ark13

Enola Straight

mouse mouse mouse

Joined: 16 Jan 05
Moves: 12804

08 Dec 06 23:40

I've posted this before but...

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

The washing machine won't follow you home after you dump a load in it.

mcrrock

Earth

Joined: 25 Oct 06
Moves: 2994

08 Dec 06 23:43

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Originally posted by ark13
I've posted this before but...

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

The washing machine won't follow you home after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between a beer bottle and a blonde?

Nothing,There both empty from the neck up.

mcrrock

Earth

Joined: 25 Oct 06
Moves: 2994

09 Dec 06 02:10

Yo mums so old shes got a signed bible from the original writers.

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

09 Dec 06 02:13

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says,"Why the long face?" 😵

AThousandYoung

Like a jungle

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Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 29248

09 Dec 06 02:19

Yo mama's so fat she uses the freeway for a slip n' slide!

mcrrock

Earth

Joined: 25 Oct 06
Moves: 2994

09 Dec 06 02:25

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Yo mama's so fat she uses the freeway for a slip n' slide!

!!!LOL!!!

Here Are some:
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

AThousandYoung

Like a jungle

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Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 29248

09 Dec 06 02:30

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Courtesy of the Mad King:

A Human, a Troll and a Dwarf walked into a bar...

Wait, no, the Dwarf walked under it because he's so short!

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Then he gives you Witch's Brew! Unless you don't laugh. Then he kills you. 😞