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got any blonde jokes id love to hear them
i'll give you a couple to get sarted

a bonde goes up to a guy on the street and says that she knows all of the capitals of all the states in america.so she asked him to guiz her on it. the guy says what is the capital of kentucky?
the blonde replies-im not sure if it's a c or a K





an old blind man goes into a pub and says he knows a blonde joke.the only blonde in the pub is the bartender.the bilind guy asks if he can say it. the blonde says " well there are 5 blondes in here and 2 6 foot 5" security gurds who have a srong martial arts background". the blind guy thinks for a while then he replies"no i dont want to have to repeat it 5 times".

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Originally posted by jacko11
got any blonde jokes id love to hear them
i'll give you a couple to get sarted

a bonde goes up to a guy on the street and says that she knows all of the capitals of all the states in america.so she asked him to guiz her on it. the guy says what is the capital of kentucky?
the blonde replies-im not sure if it's a c or a K





an old blind man goes ...[text shortened]... lind guy thinks for a while then he replies"no i dont want to have to repeat it 5 times".
why would a blonde go to a random guy on the street? it doesn't make sense. 😉


Originally posted by Zahlanzi
why would a blonde go to a random guy on the street? it doesn't make sense. 😉
All the others crossed the road.

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Originally posted by jb70
All the others crossed the road.
a rabbi walks into a bar.

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Originally posted by jacko11
got any blonde jokes id love to hear them
i'll give you a couple to get sarted

a bonde goes up to a guy on the street and says that she knows all of the capitals of all the states in america.so she asked him to guiz her on it. the guy says what is the capital of kentucky?
the blonde replies-im not sure if it's a c or a K





an old blind man goes ...[text shortened]... lind guy thinks for a while then he replies"no i dont want to have to repeat it 5 times".
What do you call a brunette standing between two blonds?

An interpretor.



How do you drown a blond?

You place a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Paris Hilton.

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Why do blonds write TGIF on their shoes?

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Originally posted by patrickrutgers
Why do blonds write TGIF on their shoes?
toes go in first

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How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

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Jean: Do you think she is a natural blonde or a bleached blonde?
Zona: I think she's a suicide blonde.
Jean: What kind is that?
Zona: Dyed by her own hand.

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*knock* *knock*...

who's there?

*suzi*

ah suzi...come in...

er suzi...are you still there?

*yes but i think the door's locked i can't get in*

suzi

*yes?*

did you turn the handle?

*oh.....😳*





















hi suzi 😛

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Why did the blonde cut a hole in her umbrella? So she could tell when it stopped raining.

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Originally posted by trev33
*knock* *knock*...

who's there?

*suzi*

ah suzi...come in...

er suzi...are you still there?

*yes but i think the door's locked i can't get in*

suzi

*yes?*

did you turn the handle?

*oh.....😳*





















hi suzi 😛
😠












😳

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Originally posted by trev33
*knock* *knock*...

who's there?

*suzi*

ah suzi...come in...

er suzi...are you still there?

*yes but i think the door's locked i can't get in*

suzi

*yes?*

did you turn the handle?

*oh.....😳*





















hi suzi 😛
That's interesting, because blonds are actually kind of like doorknobs.

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Originally posted by patrickrutgers
That's interesting, because blonds are actually kind of like doorknobs.
Please try to explain this piece of rubbish.

Go ahead, I'm listening.

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