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Blondes 'to die out in 200 years'

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Yes me too ,but, redheads and blondes are fun also.
i read this really crazzzzy book a long time ago. it talked about how there were only two dogs that came off the ark. xe reckoned there were only two dogs to come off the ark and all the dogs we see today are from those two. xe went on to say that if you took all the dogs alive today and fenced them off together letting them all breed you would end up getting the original dog breed that came off the ark. (only missing the genes of those now extinct).

... given time our the human race will become one genetically. suck on that any racist clowns who think you're race is superior. God dictates you will die!

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Yes me too ,but, redheads and blondes are fun also.
oppps... sorry bro i was meant to just hit reply there.

yes you are correct but what about blackheads! are they not fun also?

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I married one of those.
And yes they are fun also.

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http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/blondes.asp

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Originally posted by Aiko
Me too.
I only hope blue eyes will remain, though. We all know blue eyes and intelligence are correlated...
A true "Hitlerian" comment......🙄

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Originally posted by arrakis
On the BBC NEWS:

Scientists believe the last natural blondes will die out within 200 years!
:'(
The last blondes will be in Finland.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2284783.stm
Nice to see the perpetuation of a stupid email forward.

EDIT: You're an idiot.

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I'd like to ponder a reason for why blondes (and blue-eyed blondes in particular) are considered stupid and on the verge of extinction. Could it be related to WWII somehow?

Hitler trying to breed the superior arian race (who was iranians and the like, but still, Hitler assumed that the arian race was us blonde, blue-eyed and strapping handsome fellas from the north). There are a lot of people who mistake Hitler's (who was anything but blonde and blue-eyed, by the way) stupidity for our stupidity. So, now, since blondes has been so popular by both maniacs and sane people alike, there are those jealous individuals who need to bring blonde people down by telling lame jokes (that probably would fit those who tell them) and "predicting" a future extinction of blondes.

Of course, according to the article referred to a few posts up from this one, the exinction of blondes has been predicted since long before Hitler favourised us. Why is that? I don't know, but I suspect the reason Hitler liked us so much was because he felt bad about the possible annihilation of an entire group of... no, that doesn't work.

Granted, this is all in good fun. Noone really believes that you're stupid by virtue of having blonde hair, and noone actually believes that blonde people will cease to exist because men prefer bottle blondes. However, there may be truly inane individuals out there who slowly begins to wonder if there's anything to it. And when stupid, stupid people like that begins to think, the whole world is in trouble my friends. We might very well look at a new holocaust here. Only, this time, it's jews from the middle-east irradicating blonde people (whom they believe are arians responsible for their ancestral brother's deaths).

You may think I'm overreacting just a little here, but honestly, this is the very nature of the stupidity of mankind. You tell a joke, and the next week it's a dead serious fact used by all those incredibly low-brow, unintelligible people (not necessarily jews from the middle-east, mind you, but sprinkled throughout all of mankind) you thought had been extinct.

(Oops).

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
i read this really crazzzzy book a long time ago. it talked about how there were only two dogs that came off the ark. xe reckoned there were only two dogs to come off the ark and all the dogs we see today are from those two. xe went on to say that if you took all the dogs alive today and fenced them off together letting them all breed you would end up get ...[text shortened]... y. suck on that any racist clowns who think you're race is superior. God dictates you will die!
According to the BBC programme Horizon, all humans today all came from the same family stock and so that racism is just another excuse for people to be mean and nasty and still feel good about their evil behaviour.

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Originally posted by gollumprawn
According to the BBC programme Horizon, all humans today all came from the same family stock and so that racism is just another excuse for people to be mean and nasty and still feel good about their evil behaviour.
the really racist people i kind of feel sorry for as it was their upbringing.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
the really racist people i kind of feel sorry for as it was their upbringing.
I only feel sorry for rascist people who have had that upbringing but are not yet mature enough to think for themselves. Once you reach a certain maturity you're supposed to be able to sort these matters out on your own.

Also, I feel sorry for people who've had a (few) traumatic experience(s) and then irrationally starting to hate an entire group of people because of it. Those people I can understand. I am equally in admiration for those whom have gone through bad experiences and still able to keep their sanity.

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Originally posted by stocken
I only feel sorry for rascist people who have had that upbringing but are not yet mature enough to think for themselves. Once you reach a certain maturity you're supposed to be able to sort these matters out on your own.

Also, I feel sorry for people who've had a (few) traumatic experience(s) and then irrationally starting to hate an entire group of peopl ...[text shortened]... miration for those whom have gone through bad experiences and still able to keep their sanity.
you can never put a value on what someone goes through in life... you should learn this.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
you can never put a value on what someone goes through in life... you should learn this.
Sorry. You lost me there. Care to explain? How did I put a value on what someone else is going through?

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Originally posted by stocken


Also, I feel sorry for people who've had a (few) traumatic experience(s) and then irrationally starting to hate an entire group of people because of it. Those people I can understand.
oh well... i guess this could mean two different things. it depends on what you understand... you could understand what they been through or understand it happens.

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
I've never seen anyone, blond or not, make it much past 100.
i cant believe no one has replied to this... maybe its just me but i thought that was funny

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
oh well... i guess this could mean two different things. it depends on what you understand... you could understand what they been through or understand it happens.
I don't know why I reply, cause I'd think it's obvious what I meant, but just to make sure there's no missunderstanding.

I can understand how truly bad experiences can sometimes turn you into a irrational being, striking at anything wearing black skin; being male; being born within a specific religious circle; denouncing the existence of Gods and so on, and so on.

I admire those who has the strength to stand above such generalisations even if they've had bad experiences or are brainwashed by media;friends;relatives to believe that a whole group of people should be "dealt with" a certain way, simply because the color of their skin or their nationality or religion or what have you.

See?