busty opponent

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Why do you like your Earth flat and your opponents busty?

In the immoral (or is it immortal) words of the great barge hisself, Sir Mix A Lot, "I like 'em round and big... flat out."

a man is dating three women and is trying to decide which one to marry...

he gives each of them $5000 to see what they do with the money...
the first has a total makeover, hits a fancy salon, gets her hair done, her nails done, her face done, and buys some brand new clothes...
she tells the man that she has done this to look more attractive to him because she loves him so very much...

the second buys the man a number of gifts...
she gets him a new set of golf clubs,some accessories for his computer, a new suit and a weekend at the spa...
she tells him that she's spent all that money on him because she loves him so very much...

the third lady invests the money in the stock market, earns several times the 5K she initially had, pays the guy back, and reinvests the remainder in a joint account...
she tells him she has done this because she loves him so very much...

which woman does he marry???

the one with the biggest boobs...

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well, whether you know it or not, ms suzianne is well endowed in many ways...

Originally posted by rookie54
well, whether you know it or not, ms suzianne is well endowed in many ways...

Please be a touch more gender specific, if you can be?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Please be a touch more gender specific, if you can be?

ah, no, i cannot be...

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You are one hateful s.o.b., aren't you?