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Originally posted by Mimor
The secret is in the preparation. Vegetables become pliant and submissive when thinly sliced, shredded or roasted. Then they don't give the bread any problems.
Well, maybe if you puree them... Lettuce puree sounds... um... interesting.

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There is only one good place for lettuce - the bin!

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
There is only one good place for lettuce - the bin!
No no no, lettuce is good - either just as it is or with a good dressing. It just shouldn't be on a sandwich.

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First it was butter on toast. Now it's butter on bread.
This place is getting too wild for me. 😕

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
There is only one good place for lettuce - the bin!
In the mouth. It's full of zinc (or something exotic, I forget exactly) which is good for your tadpoles. Celery likewise, that tastes like filth though.

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My dad considers anything that is not a lamb chop or beef fillet to be a vegetable.

I've seen the man eat 4 full plates of spit roasted lamb with gravy in one sitting.
He will probably die of an exploding heart in the not too distant future...

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Originally posted by Crowley
My dad considers anything that is not a lamb chop or beef fillet to be a vegetable.

I've seen the man eat 4 full plates of spit roasted lamb with gravy in one sitting.
He will probably die of an exploding heart in the not too distant future...
Its better to burn out, then to fade away.

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No. Alfalfa sprouts.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No no no, lettuce is good - either just as it is or with a good dressing. It just shouldn't be on a sandwich.
Lettuce on a cold sandwich is great. I once watched a guy buy a meatball grinder with Tomato and Lettuce... I wanted to punch him.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Lettuce on a cold sandwich is great. I once watched a guy buy a meatball grinder with Tomato and Lettuce... I wanted to punch him.

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What's a 'grinder'? 😕

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Lettuce on a cold sandwich is great. I once watched a guy buy a meatball grinder with Tomato and Lettuce... I wanted to punch him.

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Gosh, Phlabs, first a truck heading the wrong way at a gas pump and now a guy ordering a meatball grinder with L & T, both of which enrage you. You need to calm your life down before you explode. 😉

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What's a 'grinder'? 😕
mmmmmm delicious meatball grinders *salivates*

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Originally posted by jebrydzagin
Gosh, Phlabs, first a truck heading the wrong way at a gas pump and now a guy ordering a meatball grinder with L & T, both of which enrage you. You need to calm your life down before you explode. 😉
WHAT!?~

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