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That's right, bee-atches, I am a freakin' doctor now. 😏

Did my penis become larger?
No, it didn't. :'(

Did women started throwing themselves into my arms begging
for hanky panky?
No, they haven't. :'(

Did my bank account's balance added dozen zeros to the right?
No, not really. :'(

So, what's all the big fuss about, boyo? I don't know. To be honest,
I've been doing this for so long that I don't recall what was the goal.
All I know is that, from now on, I have the right to be addressed
as Doctor Seitse. And it feels good 😀

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PhD

Are you bowing to me now? I must ask, because, uh, I can't
see you, right? I just want to know, er, for science.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Call me doctor
Right O old chap, got 'is number mate?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Right O old chap, got 'is number mate?
Sounded a bit like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins mate.

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I can only imagine what you do to your doctor next .....................

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Originally posted by Seitse
[b]That's right, bee-atches, I am a freakin' doctor now. 😏

Did my penis become larger?
No, it didn't. :'(

Did women started throwing themselves into my arms begging
for hanky panky?
No, they haven't. :'(

Did my bank account's balance added dozen zeros to the right?
No, not really. :'(

So, what's all the big fuss a ...[text shortened]... at, from now on, I have the right to be addressed
as Doctor Seitse. And it feels good 😀[/b]
Congratulations.

Where from, in what field, and can we see your publication(s) on line?

http://chronicle.com/article/Psst-Wanna-Buy-a-PhD-/24239

PS:

BS = Bull S...
MS = More S...
PhD = Piled higher and Deeper.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Sounded a bit like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins mate.
I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Really? What's the name of his other leg?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Really? What's the name of his other leg?
Jones

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Really? What's the name of his other leg?
Wesson

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Originally posted by JS357
Congratulations.

Where from, in what field, and can we see your publication(s) on line?

http://chronicle.com/article/Psst-Wanna-Buy-a-PhD-/24239

PS:

BS = Bull S...
MS = More S...
PhD = Piled higher and Deeper.
I bought mine from the University of the Principality of Sealand
http://www.sealandgov.org/

It's in Gender Studies and Literature and the title of my bogus
dissertation is "Lesbian Undertones in the Literary Works of
Kim Jong Il". I got it written by a Bombay dude for just $ 500.

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Woman goes to her doctor with various aches and pains, Doc tells her she is just getting old. Woman asks for a second opinion. "OK" says Doc. "You are ugly too"

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Originally posted by Seitse
PhD
Congratulations!

If you got a PhD, then you must have figured out or described something that nobody knew before.

What exactly, in a brief sentence or two, is the essence of this new insight?

(He says unsarcastically...)

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