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  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    18 Sep '14 21:32
    That's right, bee-atches, I am a freakin' doctor now. 😏

    Did my penis become larger?
    No, it didn't. :'(

    Did women started throwing themselves into my arms begging
    for hanky panky?
    No, they haven't. :'(

    Did my bank account's balance added dozen zeros to the right?
    No, not really. :'(

    So, what's all the big fuss about, boyo? I don't know. To be honest,
    I've been doing this for so long that I don't recall what was the goal.
    All I know is that, from now on, I have the right to be addressed
    as Doctor Seitse. And it feels good 😀
  2. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    18 Sep '14 22:09
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    PhD

    Are you bowing to me now? I must ask, because, uh, I can't
    see you, right? I just want to know, er, for science.
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    18 Sep '14 23:04
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Call me doctor
    Right O old chap, got 'is number mate?
  4. In your face
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    18 Sep '14 23:40
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Right O old chap, got 'is number mate?
    Sounded a bit like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins mate.
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    18 Sep '14 23:46
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    I can only imagine what you do to your doctor next .....................
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    19 Sep '14 00:273 edits
    Originally posted by Seitse
    [b]That's right, bee-atches, I am a freakin' doctor now. 😏

    Did my penis become larger?
    No, it didn't. :'(

    Did women started throwing themselves into my arms begging
    for hanky panky?
    No, they haven't. :'(

    Did my bank account's balance added dozen zeros to the right?
    No, not really. :'(

    So, what's all the big fuss a ...[text shortened]... at, from now on, I have the right to be addressed
    as Doctor Seitse. And it feels good 😀[/b]
    Congratulations.

    Where from, in what field, and can we see your publication(s) on line?

    http://chronicle.com/article/Psst-Wanna-Buy-a-PhD-/24239

    PS:

    BS = Bull S...
    MS = More S...
    PhD = Piled higher and Deeper.
  7. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    19 Sep '14 00:38
    Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
    Sounded a bit like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins mate.
    I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

    Really? What's the name of his other leg?
  8. Standard memberlemon lime
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    19 Sep '14 04:24
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

    Really? What's the name of his other leg?
    Jones
  9. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    19 Sep '14 06:12
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    I know an old man with a wooden leg named Smith.

    Really? What's the name of his other leg?
    Wesson
  10. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    19 Sep '14 08:39
    Originally posted by JS357
    Congratulations.

    Where from, in what field, and can we see your publication(s) on line?

    http://chronicle.com/article/Psst-Wanna-Buy-a-PhD-/24239

    PS:

    BS = Bull S...
    MS = More S...
    PhD = Piled higher and Deeper.
    I bought mine from the University of the Principality of Sealand
    http://www.sealandgov.org/

    It's in Gender Studies and Literature and the title of my bogus
    dissertation is "Lesbian Undertones in the Literary Works of
    Kim Jong Il". I got it written by a Bombay dude for just $ 500.
  11. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    20 Sep '14 07:14
    Woman goes to her doctor with various aches and pains, Doc tells her she is just getting old. Woman asks for a second opinion. "OK" says Doc. "You are ugly too"
  12. Standard memberCalJust
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    20 Sep '14 10:17
    Originally posted by Seitse
    PhD
    Congratulations!

    If you got a PhD, then you must have figured out or described something that nobody knew before.

    What exactly, in a brief sentence or two, is the essence of this new insight?

    (He says unsarcastically...)
  13. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    21 Sep '14 11:38
    Originally posted by CalJust
    What exactly, in a brief sentence or two, is the essence of this new insight?
    That Xenu isn't really coming to save us all.
  14. Subscribermoonbus
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    22 Sep '14 08:23
    Originally posted by Seitse
    That Xenu isn't really coming to save us all.
    Ah, so it's doctor of divinity, is it?
  15. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    22 Sep '14 12:02
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Ah, so it's doctor of divinity, is it?
    I wish! :'(

    My unspoken dream has always been to be a minister, but
    my capacity for abstraction pales when compared with my
    thirst for grasping the infinite.
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