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We have three cats, Oreo, Eeya, and Rooster. They are free to go outside whenever they wish, and in fact spend a good bit of their time outside. The oldest of the lot (Oreo) seems to derive great pleasure from coming in to use the litter box. The blasted thing will be outside for three days and make a special point of coming in to pinch one off… stinking up the garage in the process. I wouldn’t mind so much, but that is where the PC is that I spend most of my time on and it’s difficult to concentrate on my games with my shirt pulled up over my nose.

Here’s the conspiracy part… Oreo has now gotten Rooster to follow suit. Now I’ve got two cats bent on making my happy place smell like a port-a-pot at Woodstock. I’ve seen them talking to Eeya… I know it’s just a matter of time before they swing her to the dark side… What should I do!?!

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
We have three cats, Oreo, Eeya, and Rooster. They are free to go outside whenever they wish, and in fact spend a good bit of their time outside. The oldest of the lot (Oreo) seems to derive great pleasure from coming in to use the litter box. The blasted thing will be outside for three days and make a special point of coming in to pinch one off… stink ...[text shortened]... a… I know it’s just a matter of time before they swing her to the dark side… What should I do!?!
Teach them to use the toilet indoors

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
...stinking up the garage in the process. I wouldn’t mind so much, but that is where the PC is that I spend most of my time on ...
You don't park the car you use the most in your office do you?
😀

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I have 6 cats,4 of which like to go outside.
I'll be damned if they don't come inside to use the litter boxes.
Then beg to go back outside.
I have drawn the conclusion that they get their nut watcihng humans clean up their scat.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
You don't park the car you use the most in your office do you?
😀
It would take three weeks and a huge yard sale to get a car into my garage...

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I agree totally aspviper666, we have 4 cats and the wife insists on keeping 4 litter boxes. So I get to clean the damn things every morning. Three of the cats are outside cats and one is an inside cat but they all go to the boxes to "git er done". I don't know what the hell they eat when they are outside but they transform it into an unworldy stink!
The only thing worse for me is picking up the hairballs they spit up. I'm a real pussy when it comes to that.

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
It would take three weeks and a huge yard sale to get a car into my garage...
Amazing how much clutter that can be accumulated isn't it.

It doesn't take long either.

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My neighbours' cat seems to have decided that my balcony is a good place to defecate. I don't appreciate it. 😞

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
The only thing worse for me is picking up the hairballs they spit up. I'm a real pussy when it comes to that.[/b]
I think you will see less hairballs if you brush your cat frequently. They love it you know. Metal brush is especially good for this.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
My neighbours' cat seems to have decided that my balcony is a good place to defecate. I don't appreciate it. 😞
Ah... Nothing like a loo with a view...

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Originally posted by kyue
I think you will see less hairballs if you brush your cat frequently. They love it you know. Metal brush is especially good for this.
Or get some clippers and shave the little boogers bald.
(Joke: Do no try this!)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
My neighbours' cat seems to have decided that my balcony is a good place to defecate. I don't appreciate it. 😞
That's not your neighbour's cat Noodles. 😛

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Originally posted by aspviper666
That's not your neighbour's [b] cat Noodles. 😛[/b]
I am sure it's not their whale.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am sure it's not their whale.
Do fish pee ?? 😏

Edit :I call that the Jim Neighbors smiley.Like he is wheeling a wheelbarrow full of asses. "Shazam"

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everybody wants to be a caaaaat...cause the cat's the only cat who..... 😛PP
I don't like them. Dog is a rule