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Purrsistant: when you not paying attention has no effect on the kitty purring
Purrmeable: that second level purr that sets in as you stroke the kitty's head or back
Purrogative: when the kitty decide to purr for no reason
Purrdom: creationist kitty
Purrplosive: when purrmeable feels so good it turns to meow
Purrplexed: when even the kitty doesn't know why it's purring

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Purrsecution: when a purrsistant kitty won't leave you alone
Purrhana: a vicious form of purrsecution
Purrole: when a kitty decide to purrsicute some other family member
Purrometer: a must-have scientific device for measuring purr. When it's off the scale it's too much cute
Purrty: when the entire family is gathered, so the kitty can choose a victim at random. Also, when a litter of kitties purr in choir.


Purrastic: when the giant kitty ancestors lived

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Purric Victory: when you finally think you've got your cat disciplined to obey a command, and you wonder, 'was it worth the effort?'


Originally posted by moonbus
Purric Victory: when you finally think you've got your cat disciplined to obey a command, and you wonder, 'was it worth the effort?'
pure evil = all cats

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Purrinthian: a book in the kittycat holy scripture

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Purrchance to dream?

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Purrfffeast = a good catch

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Purrfect!

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Purrdie nam nam: timeless kitty comedy

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Or Purrchase

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
Or Purrchase
Purrloin

Steal a tasty chop for dinner