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Originally posted by kyue
Our cat (7 months old), who has just recently started enjoying going out, has been bitten badly by another cat. She was seriously injured and the infection neary killed her. We don't want this to happe again. Anyone know how to teach young cat how to fight, or how to defend themselves???
I think I saw something about this on TV once. First you have to get it doing menial tasks, such as fence-painting and car waxing. Then you have to get it to go out into the sea when the waves are crashing around, to improve its balance. Then finally you teach it the crane technique. If it can do that right, there is no defence.

Good luck.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Why don't you enable your kitten to live a long and happy life by keeping it indoors?
Sounds like you were wrapped in cotton wool as a child. And possibly still.

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Teaching a cat too fight is like teaching a duck how to swim. Your cat will fight or run that is all there is to it.

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Originally posted by gambit3
Teaching a cat too fight is like teaching a duck how to swim. Your cat will fight or run that is all there is to it.
but teaching a cat to swim - now that's good for hours of entertainment

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Originally posted by RookRAK
but teaching a cat to swim - now that's good for hours of entertainment
I'd like to see a duck teaching a swimming cat to fight. I reckon that's just not possible.

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A musical montage featuring your cat in tiny boxing gloves hitting a tiny speed bag might help. Even if it doesn't help please send me the video PDQ.

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Originally posted by kyue
Our cat (7 months old), who has just recently started enjoying going out, has been bitten badly by another cat. She was seriously injured and the infection neary killed her. We don't want this to happe again. Anyone know how to teach young cat how to fight, or how to defend themselves???
by it a miniature set of boxing mittens and a small punching bag. lots of time in the gym with plenty of verbal encouragement should do the trick.
Or you could always inject the cat with rabies. Let's see how the other cats deal with THAT!

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Originally posted by dottewell
I think I saw something about this on TV once. First you have to get it doing menial tasks, such as fence-painting and car waxing. Then you have to get it to go out into the sea when the waves are crashing around, to improve its balance. Then finally you teach it the crane technique. If it can do that right, there is no defence.

Good luck.
I saw this on telly also, and tried it but it doesn't work. Fence painting is OK, but the car gets scratched by the sharp claws. As for powerful waves, I found that 9 out of 10 cats simply drowned.

Better to teach them empty-hand.

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To start with you need to set the cat on press ups and other cat calisthenics I would suggest 5 mins of press ups then 5 of cat sits ups followed by a jog this short exercise program needs to be repeated 3 times a day also give your cat a healthy balenced diet. Then after 2 weeks of this your cat should start to toughen up this is when the real training starts your cat needs to master the martial arts start with chin na this should be effective against other felines then jujutsu.

All the while the cat should learn to meditate and be mindful of it surroundings.

Good luck, tell me how it goes.

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Originally posted by kyue
Fantastic idea. Actually, I have suggested that to my partner already. I wanted to get a senior cat who can give her lesson or become her gardian. But he didn't like that idea unfortunately😞
Great - that way the kitten will get the crap kicked out of it inside the house too.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Cats will live longer if you keep them inside, and will save you tons of money in vet bills if the cat is a fighter. I had to stop letting my cat out after the cat cost me about 300 dollars over 2 months...

Also, this is not what I expected from a thread named Cat Fight.

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Pulling hair and scratching, screaming??? Something like that?

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Pulling hair and scratching, screaming??? Something like that?
yes.

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Originally posted by kyue
I agree, she will be safe at home. But it appears to me that she likes to go out. She is looking at cat-flap (which is now locked) eagerly sometimes, and she tries to come out of the house when I go out.

She likes climbing, running around, and exploring. I think she will be much happier if she has more freedome.

The problem is that there is a big fat arr ...[text shortened]... cat was hissing nastily when he saw her first time..

What can I do? Shall we move the house??
Bite the arrogant cat so it learns not to bite anymore.

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Originally posted by SJ247
yes.
Hey, who asked you?!😉

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Originally posted by SJ247
yes.
Hello again 🙂