30 Oct 14
Originally posted by hakima
I thought that was MY job. ;-)
A man and his wife were being intimate when she had to pee. He ran after her and said "Don't sit down I just varnished the seat!" She was stuck. They called 911 and the whole fire department arrived. She said "Cover me up with something please?" So her husband got her a tee shirt and a cowboy hat for her lap.
The firemen were walking around the bathroom taking measurements and finally the chief came to the husband and said, "We can save your wife, but the cowboy's a goner."
31 Oct 14
Originally posted by ChessPraxisYEEEHAAA!!!A man and his wife were being intimate when she had to pee. He ran after her and said "Don't sit down I just varnished the seat!" She was stuck. They called 911 and the whole fire department arrived. She said "Cover me up with something please?" So her husband got her a tee shirt and a cowboy hat for her lap.
The firemen were walking around th ...[text shortened]... e chief came to the husband and said, "We can save your wife, but the cowboy's a goner."
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