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Cats are a pain in the a$$ too.
Give me a fishtank any day.
No begging, no slobs, no whining!!
Good riddance to dogs and cats!!

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@chaney3 said
And how about that awesome neighbor who keeps his dog in the yard 24/7, and the damn dog barks insanely, ruining any peace and quiet for everyone.
Good riddance to dogs!!
sounds like animal cruelty

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@chaney3 said
Cats are a pain in the a$$ too.
Give me a fishtank any day.
No begging, no slobs, no whining!!
Good riddance to dogs and cats!!
haha

how grumpy 😀

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@yo-its-me said
Have you heard of training?
If your dog is going to be part of your household they need to know what's expected of them so they can fit in
Why bother training a dog when you can get a cat who trains you?

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@booger said
Cats don't show the cops where your drugs are.

Dogs do.
I like them both, but cats take up less space and are usually cheaper to own.

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Try eating a snack during a movie when you have animal beggars in the area, impossible!!
Get rid of them, and get a goldfish.
If you need love validation, go to a shrink.

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@trev33 said
Why bother training a dog when you can get a cat who trains you?
It is like that isn't it, yes. It's like we're the cat's servants. Just living in their home. Tolerated as long as we keep providing food.

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I bet pigs make lovely pets.
Our rabbits did and their faeces were not offensive.
But it was so sad when they died.

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@yo-its-me said
I bet pigs make lovely pets.
Our rabbits did and their faeces were not offensive.
But it was so sad when they died.
Don't let begging slobs into your home.
Get a goldfish.

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@chaney3 said
Don't let begging slobs into your home.
Get a goldfish.
At least tropical fish, so there's something interesting to look at and it takes a bit of thinking to look after them

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Here's a good one too, trying to have sex with your lady, and a whining pathetic animal on the other side of the door, crying to let him in.

Get rid of them!!

Get a goldfish.

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You've touched a nerve.
Pet owners are insecure people, needing an animal to fullfil their life, because only filth comes with an animal in the house.

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@chaney3 said
Here's a good one too, trying to have sex with your lady, and a whining pathetic animal on the other side of the door, crying to let him in.

Get rid of them!!

Get a goldfish.
Do you realise that a goldfish can live over 7 years! Try cleaning out a large octagonal fish tank for 7 years. It gets tiring. I was ecstatic when my sons were finally persuaded to let me kindly release them into the outdoor pond of a local hotel.

Unfortunately the local heron ate the entire pond population the following summer.

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@woodgirl said
Do you realise that a goldfish can live over 7 years! Try cleaning out a large octagonal fish tank for 7 years. It gets tiring. I was ecstatic when my sons were finally persuaded to let me kindly release them into the outdoor pond of a local hotel.

Unfortunately the local heron ate the entire pond population the following summer.
Cleaning a fishtank is much easier than walking a dog everyday, or dealing with a litterbox. Both animals are very high maintenance. Not to mention the begging, whining and puking.

I go with the fish, and get rid of the disgusting animals.

Or...... the best choice..... enjoy your clean home and sanity, without any disgusting animals.

Good riddance to dogs and cats!!

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Give a dog food, love, and shelter, and it thinks you’re a god.

Give a cat food, love, and shelter, it thinks it’s a god.